"I Worked All Week Just To Smash Yours" Demolition Derby Shirts | Funny Crash Car Apparel
Size Chart Unisex
American Apparel Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length to Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28 3/4" | 8 3/8" |
| M | 20" | 29 3/4" | 8 5/8" |
| L | 22" | 30 3/4" | 8 7/8" |
| XL | 24" | 31 3/4" | 9 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32 3/4" | 9 3/8" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33 3/4" | 9 5/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas CVC Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL * | 32" | 35" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 25" | 13 3/4" |
| M | 20" | 26" | 14 1/2" |
| L | 22" | 27" | 15 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 28" | 16 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Bella Women's Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 26 1/4" | 16" |
| M | 6-8 | 26 3/4" | 16 3/4" |
| L | 8-10 | 27 3/8" | 17 3/4" |
| XL | 10-14 | 28" | 18 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 14-18 | 28 5/8" | 19 3/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Womens Racerback Tank
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 3/8" | 15 1/2" |
| M | 27" | 16 1/2" |
| L | 27 5/8" | 17 1/2" |
| XL | 28 1/4" | 19" |
| 2XL * | 28 7/8" | 20 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 7/8" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 26 1/2" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 27 1/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 27 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 28 3/8" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Hoodie (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 34 1/8" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 35 1/8" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 36 1/8" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 37 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 32" | 38 1/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" | 34" |
| M | 22" | 28" | 35" |
| L | 24" | 29" | 36" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 37" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 31" | 38" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Tri-Blend Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length (Back) | Bust (Width) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 4/6 | 26 3/4" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 8/10 | 27" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 12/14 | 27 5/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 16/18 | 28 1/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 20/22 | 28 3/4" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more. We recommend sizing up as these are fitted tees.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 15 5/8" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 17" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 20" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" | 21 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" | 22 7/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Bust | Body Length | Sleeve from Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17 1/4" | 25 1/2" | 13 1/4" |
| M | 19 1/4" | 26" | 14" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 27" | 14 3/4" |
| XL | 23 1/4" | 28" | 15 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 25 1/4" | 28 1/2" | 16 3/4" |
| 3XL * | 27 1/2" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Shirt)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Tri-Blend
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27 1/2" |
| M | 19 3/4" | 28 1/2" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 3/4" | 30 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 24 3/4" | 31 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 26 3/4" | 32 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Description
Wrench Hard All Week, Smash Metal All Weekend! 🚗💥
Every gearhead in the pits knows the drill: you spend late nights in the garage knuckle-busting, welding frames, pulling dents, and burning through midnight oil just to get your build to pass inspection. And why do we do it? For the absolute glory of turning someone else's pristine build into a pile of scrap metal in the center of the arena. Our "I Worked All Week To Fix My Car Just To Smash Yours" Apparel Collection perfectly captures the raw, chaotic humor and hard work of the demolition derby lifestyle.
Engineered to handle flying clods of mud, thick radiator smoke, and grease from the pit lane, this lineup balances premium, breathable comfort with rugged durability. Pick your weapon of choice from our high-quality cuts:
Find Your Arena-Ready Fit:
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The Modern Silhouette (American Apparel Men's): Keep your style sharp between heats. This premium slim-fit shirt is crafted from an ultra-soft, fine jersey 4.3 oz. 100% ring-spun combed cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel.
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The Pit-Tested Standard (Gildan Men's): A heavy-duty 5.3 oz. 100% pre-shrunk cotton workhorse built for the garage. Features reinforced double-needle stitching on the neckline, sleeves, and bottom hem, a seamless seven-eighths-inch collar, and a tearaway label to eliminate distractions.
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The Flattering Track Cut (Gildan Women's): Tailored specifically for the ladies of the crew. This 5.3 oz. pre-shrunk cotton tee features a contoured side-seamed feminine fit, seamless half-inch collar, and subtle cap sleeves that balance style with derby utility.
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The Everyday Daily Driver (District Unisex Shirt): Our most popular choice for casual trackside wear. A versatile 4.3 oz. 100% cotton tee crafted with a premium 30-singles thread count for superior softness, finished with a shape-retaining rib-knit crew neck.
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The High-Heat Tank (Canvas Unisex Tank): Stay perfectly cool when the arena action heats up. This premium, modern-fit tank top is made from ultra-soft 4.2 oz. combed and ring-spun cotton with a classic rounded collar, providing maximum ventilation under the hot summer sun.
You didn't build it to stay pretty—you built it to dominate the arena. Claim your "Just To Smash Yours" derby shirt today and let the whole fairground know you're aiming for the feature! 🏆🏁
IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!
T-shirts:
For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees. Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies.
AOP Hoodie:
Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.
Sherpa Jackets.
These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.
Bomber Jackets
According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.
SHIPPING TIME
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com
