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I Googled My Symptoms T-Shirt | Smash Something Derby Humor | RIIMB

$29.99
$29.99
Style
Color Black
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Description

Your Friends Already Know the Punchline.

Someone asks what you're doing this weekend. You give them that look. There's a car to finish, a derby coming up, and absolutely no chance your idea of a good time involves sitting quietly. Your friends don't need the explanation anymore. This shirt just saves you saying it out loud.

“I Googled My Symptoms. Turns Out I Just Need to Smash Something.” Distressed white lettering with red outlines and derby-car artwork delivers the joke in full. Designed by RIIMB for demolition derby people with a sense of humor, it's a casual way to show who you are between events. The punchline belongs in the arena, not on the office furniture.

Choose Your Version of the Joke

Prices vary by size. Available colors and sizes are specific to each garment style.

  • American Apparel Men's — $29.99–$32.99: S–3XL; Black, Navy, or Asphalt. Slim-fit 4.3 oz. fine jersey, 100% ring-spun combed cotton.
  • Canvas Men's T-Shirt — $28.99–$30.99: S–2XL; Black. 4.2 oz., 30 singles, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; side seams, retail fit, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
  • Gildan Men's T-Shirt — $24.99–$29.99: S–5XL; Black. 5.3 oz. pre-shrunk 100% cotton; double-needle neckline, sleeves, and bottom hem, seven-eighths-inch seamless collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and tearaway label.
  • Gildan Women's T-Shirt — $24.99–$27.99: S–3XL; Black or Purple. 5.3 oz. pre-shrunk 100% cotton; side seams, cap sleeves, seamless half-inch collar, double-needle hems, taped neck and shoulders, and tearaway label.
  • Next Level Racerback Tank — $24.99–$26.99: XS–2XL; Black. Lightweight 4 oz. jersey, 60% combed ringspun cotton and 40% polyester.
  • Next Level Women's Triblend — $26.99–$28.99: S–2XL; Vintage Black. 4.3 oz., 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon; set-in 1×1 baby rib collar and satin label.
  • District Unisex Shirt — $24.99–$28.99: S–4XL; Navy, Charcoal, or Black. 4.3 oz., 30 singles, 100% cotton; rib-knit crew neck and double-needle sleeves and hem.
  • District Men's Tank — $24.99–$27.99: S–3XL; Black. 3.8 oz., 30 singles, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Unisex Hoodie — $39.99–$45.99: S–5XL; Black. 9 oz., 50/50 cotton/poly fleece; air-jet yarn, two-ply hood, set-in sleeves, rib-knit cuffs and waistband, and front pouch pocket.
  • District Women's Shirt — $24.99–$28.99: XS–4XL; Black. Fabric composition and weight are not specified in this listing.

Compare the measurements for your chosen garment before selecting a size; the cuts are not interchangeable. Contact us before ordering if you'd like a different color or style. This listing features the pictured slogan design, not added names, numbers, or customer car photos.

🔥 Premium Features

  • A punchline for derby people: The full slogan turns your favorite arena pastime into an unmistakable inside joke.
  • Detailed graphic styling: Distressed white type, red outlines, and car artwork give the design its character.
  • Ten garment choices: Pick a men's, women's, or unisex tee, a tank, or a fleece hoodie.
  • Fabric options explained: Choose the cotton, blend, or fleece construction that suits your preferred style.

These are casual fan garments, not flame-resistant apparel or protective demolition derby equipment.

🎁 The Perfect Funny Demolition Derby Gift

For the friend whose conversation always returns to the next build, the partner who spends weekends at the fairgrounds, or the crew member who appreciates a good one-liner, this is a gift they'll understand immediately. Choose their preferred tee, tank, or hoodie for a birthday or Christmas present with a little more personality than the usual car-themed gift.

📦 Production & Shipping

Production and delivery estimates are not specified for this listing.
Ships worldwide.
Contact us before ordering if you need it for a specific date.

❤️ Why It Hits Different

Most shirts are made to say something safe. This one is made for the person whose friends would read it and say, “Yep, that's you.” It isn't a new personality or a costume for event day. It's your existing sense of humor, with the right sport behind the joke.

Pick your style, choose your size, and let the shirt deliver the punchline.

IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!

T-shirts:

For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees.​ Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies. 

AOP Hoodie:

Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.

Sherpa Jackets.

These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.

Bomber Jackets

According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.

SHIPPING TIME

📦 Shipping & Production Estimates

All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.

Delivery Timelines by Product Category

Product Category Production Time Shipping Time (US)
Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) 1.5 – 4 Business Days 4 – 8 Business Days
Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) 2.8 – 6 Business Days 5 – 12 Business Days
Custom LED Lamps 3 – 6 Business Days 10 – 17 Business Days
AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) 6 – 13 Business Days 1 – 3 Weeks
Our Famous Sherpa Jackets 4 – 8 Business Days 2 – 3 Weeks

🌍 International Shipping

We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!

  • T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.

  • AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.

⚠️ High Demand Note

Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!

Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!