Demolition Derby Men's Ugly Sweater | Dents Make Better Stories | RIIMB
Sweater Sizing Chart
Description
The Best Story at Christmas Dinner Might Have a Few Dents
Someone asks how your year went, and you start with the car. Not the polished one in the driveway, but the build that brought everyone together and gave you a story worth telling. This Demolition Derby Men's Ugly Sweater is for the guy who can remember a whole night by one bent panel and the people standing beside it afterward. Green derby-car graphics share a black background with white reindeer and snowflakes, red “Ho-Ho-Ho” lettering and green accents. Designed by RIIMB, it brings your demolition derby identity to Christmas dinner, a casual crew gathering or a holiday evening swapping stories. Whether you drive, help with the build or cheer from the stands, the derby stays part of who you are when the arena is quiet.
Your Derby Holiday Outfit — $59.98
- Men's sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, each $59.98.
- Material: Soft woven polyester. The knit-style pattern is printed artwork, not a knitted wool construction.
- Design: Black with green demolition derby cars, white festive motifs, red lettering and green accents.
- Finish: Elasticized cuffs and waistband. Refer to the size guide before choosing your size.
🔥 Premium Features
- Demolition derby artwork: Derby-car graphics give the Christmas pattern its arena-inspired personality.
- Soft woven polyester: A comfortable fabric choice for casual festive gatherings.
- High-definition heat-dye print: The design is applied using a heat-dye process.
- Elasticized cuffs and waist: Finished edges complete the garment's shape.
- Made to order: Each sweater is individually printed, cut and sewn; small pattern differences may occur around seams and sleeves.
🎁 The Perfect Demolition Derby Christmas Gift
For the derby driver with another build in mind, the crew member who helped get the car ready or the spectator who remembers every hit, this men's ugly sweater makes a thoughtful holiday gift. Choose it for Christmas, a seasonal birthday or a team get-together. Give him something that celebrates demolition derby and the people who make it memorable.
📦 Production & Shipping
Printed, cut and sewn to order; production timing varies.
Estimated delivery time: 2–4 weeks.
Ships worldwide with tracking.
❤️ Why It Hits Different
Most sweaters are made to blend in. These are made for demolition derby fans who know a car doesn't have to come home looking perfect to leave you with a great memory. The effort, the friendships and the stories matter long after the event ends. Bring a little of that personality into your holiday plans.
Choose your size and bring derby spirit to the Christmas get-together. 🏆🎄
IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!
T-shirts:
For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees. Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies.
AOP Hoodie:
Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.
Sherpa Jackets.
These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.
Bomber Jackets
According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.
SHIPPING TIME
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com
