If Drag Racing Can't Fix It It's A Very Serious Problem T-Shirts & Hoodies | Funny Drag Racing Apparel
Size Chart Unisex
American Apparel Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length to Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28 3/4" | 8 3/8" |
| M | 20" | 29 3/4" | 8 5/8" |
| L | 22" | 30 3/4" | 8 7/8" |
| XL | 24" | 31 3/4" | 9 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32 3/4" | 9 3/8" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33 3/4" | 9 5/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas CVC Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL * | 32" | 35" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 25" | 13 3/4" |
| M | 20" | 26" | 14 1/2" |
| L | 22" | 27" | 15 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 28" | 16 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Bella Women's Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 26 1/4" | 16" |
| M | 6-8 | 26 3/4" | 16 3/4" |
| L | 8-10 | 27 3/8" | 17 3/4" |
| XL | 10-14 | 28" | 18 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 14-18 | 28 5/8" | 19 3/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Womens Racerback Tank
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 3/8" | 15 1/2" |
| M | 27" | 16 1/2" |
| L | 27 5/8" | 17 1/2" |
| XL | 28 1/4" | 19" |
| 2XL * | 28 7/8" | 20 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 7/8" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 26 1/2" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 27 1/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 27 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 28 3/8" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Hoodie (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 34 1/8" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 35 1/8" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 36 1/8" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 37 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 32" | 38 1/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" | 34" |
| M | 22" | 28" | 35" |
| L | 24" | 29" | 36" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 37" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 31" | 38" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Tri-Blend Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length (Back) | Bust (Width) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 4/6 | 26 3/4" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 8/10 | 27" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 12/14 | 27 5/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 16/18 | 28 1/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 20/22 | 28 3/4" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more. We recommend sizing up as these are fitted tees.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 15 5/8" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 17" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 20" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" | 21 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" | 22 7/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Bust | Body Length | Sleeve from Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17 1/4" | 25 1/2" | 13 1/4" |
| M | 19 1/4" | 26" | 14" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 27" | 14 3/4" |
| XL | 23 1/4" | 28" | 15 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 25 1/4" | 28 1/2" | 16 3/4" |
| 3XL * | 27 1/2" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Shirt)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Tri-Blend
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27 1/2" |
| M | 19 3/4" | 28 1/2" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 3/4" | 30 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 24 3/4" | 31 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 26 3/4" | 32 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Description
High-Octane Therapy for Life’s Toughest Problems! 🏎️💨🔥
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy racing fuel, and that’s pretty much the same thing. Our "If Drag Racing Can't Fix It, It's A Very Serious Problem" collection is a satirical take on the transformative power of the quarter-mile. Whether you’re dealing with a bad week or just need to clear your head with the smell of burnt rubber and nitrous, this shirt lets the world know your preferred method of problem-solving.
Choose Your Race-Day Fit:
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American Apparel Men’s Tee: A premium, slim-fit choice for those who want style and comfort. Made from 100% ring-spun combed cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built to last.
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Gildan Men’s T-Shirt: The classic, timeless go-to. 100% preshrunk cotton with a seamless collar and double-needle stitching for a durable fit that handles the grit of the pits.
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Gildan Women’s T-Shirt: A fun and casual silhouette featuring cap sleeves and a half-inch collar. Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton for a reliable fit every time.
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District Unisex Shirt: The versatile all-rounder. Featuring a rib-knit crew neck and double-needle sleeves, it’s the perfect comfortable gear for any racing fan.
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Canvas Unisex Tank: Keep your cool when the staging lanes heat up. Crafted from premium combed and ring-spun cotton, this contemporary cut is breathable and modern.
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Unisex Fleece Hoodie: For those late-night sessions under the track lights. A heavy 9-ounce cotton/poly blend with air jet yarn for a velvety, pill-resistant finish and a front pouch pocket for your essentials.
Confess Your Faith in Horsepower
Each item in this collection is a public confession of your belief in the power of the track. Built with reinforced stitching, taped shoulders, and premium fabrics, these pieces are ready for the burnout box and beyond.
Stop worrying and start shifting. Order your "If Drag Racing Can't Fix It" apparel today and let the track do the talking!
IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!
T-shirts:
For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees. Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies.
AOP Hoodie:
Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.
Sherpa Jackets.
These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.
Bomber Jackets
According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.
SHIPPING TIME
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com
