"If I Say Something Inappropriate I Learned It From My Grandpa He Is A Racer" Kids Shirt & Baby Bodysuit
Description
We all know what happens when a wrench slips in the garage or a driver gets cut off on the track! Give the whole pit crew a massive laugh with the ultimate motorsport family apparel. 🏁🤬👶
Featuring the hilarious quote, "If I Say Something Inappropriate I Learned It From My Grandpa He Is A Racer," this design is absolutely perfect for the little ones who spend their weekends hanging out at the dirt track, the drag strip, or "helping" wrench on cars in the driveway. Whether you are shopping for a tiny newborn future driver or an active youth racing fan, this funny apparel makes the perfect gift for baby showers, grandkid birthdays, or Father's Day!
Because kids grow fast and track weather changes quickly, we offer this hilarious design in a variety of premium, ultra-comfortable styles:
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Baby Bodysuits (Short & Long Sleeve): Crafted from ultra-soft 4.5 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton (Heather options are 88/12 cotton/poly). Designed with flatlock seams, an EasyTear™ label to prevent scratching, and a reinforced three-snap closure for lightning-fast pit stops (diaper changes!). The long-sleeve version includes convenient lap shoulders for easy dressing.
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Toddler T-Shirts: Built for playground durability. Made from 4.5 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton with a topstitched rib collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem.
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District Youth Shirts: A premium, durable tee for active kids. Constructed from preshrunk, 4.3-ounce 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (30 singles) for a fit and feel that is incredibly hard to beat.
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Youth Hoodies & Crewneck Sweatshirts: Keep them warm during chilly nights in the grandstands! Made from a cozy 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece core weight fabric. Woven with air jet yarn to guarantee a soft, pill-resistant finish wash after wash.
Warning: Wearing this at the family barbecue may result in grandpa getting grounded! Grab yours today and let the kiddo do the talking. 🏎️💨
IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!
T-shirts:
For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees. Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies.
AOP Hoodie:
Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.
Sherpa Jackets.
These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.
Bomber Jackets
According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.
SHIPPING TIME
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com