Funny Drag Racing Shirt | I Googled My Symptoms Turns Out I Just Need To Go Drag Racing T-Shirt
Size Chart Unisex
American Apparel Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length to Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28 3/4" | 8 3/8" |
| M | 20" | 29 3/4" | 8 5/8" |
| L | 22" | 30 3/4" | 8 7/8" |
| XL | 24" | 31 3/4" | 9 1/8" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32 3/4" | 9 3/8" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33 3/4" | 9 5/8" |
Canvas CVC Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Canvas Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL | 26 1/4" | 31" |
Gildan Unisex Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 25" | 13 3/4" |
| M | 20" | 26" | 14 1/2" |
| L | 22" | 27" | 15 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 28" | 16 1/2" |
| 2XL | 26" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
| 3XL | 28" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
Bella Women's Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 26 1/4" | 16" |
| M | 6-8 | 26 3/4" | 16 3/4" |
| L | 8-10 | 27 3/8" | 17 3/4" |
| XL | 10-14 | 28" | 18 3/4" |
| 2XL | 14-18 | 28 5/8" | 19 3/4" |
Next Level Womens Racerback Tank
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 3/8" | 15 1/2" |
| M | 27" | 16 1/2" |
| L | 27 5/8" | 17 1/2" |
| XL | 28 1/4" | 19" |
| 2XL | 28 7/8" | 20 1/2" |
Next Level Women's Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 7/8" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 26 1/2" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 27 1/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 27 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL | 28 3/8" | 21 1/4" |
Port & Co Hoodie (Unisex)
Measurements are in inches, as listed in the teelaunch workbook.
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 28 | 34 1/8 |
| M | 22 | 29 | 35 1/8 |
| L | 24 | 30 | 36 1/8 |
| XL | 26 | 31 | 37 1/8 |
| 2XL | 28 | 32 | 37 5/8 |
| 3XL | 30 | 33 | 38 1/8 |
| 4XL | 32 | 34 | 38 5/8 |
Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" | 34" |
| M | 22" | 28" | 35" |
| L | 24" | 29" | 36" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 37" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" | 38" |
Next Level Women's Tri-Blend Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length (Back) | Bust (Width) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 4/6 | 26 3/4" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 8/10 | 27" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 12/14 | 27 5/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 16/18 | 28 1/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL | 20/22 | 28 3/4" | 21 1/4" |
We recommend sizing up as these are fitted tees.
Gildan Unisex Shirt
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 15 5/8" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 17" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 20" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 21 1/2" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 22 7/8" |
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL | 26 1/4" | 31" |
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Bust | Body Length | Sleeve from Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17 1/4" | 25 1/2" | 13 1/4" |
| M | 19 1/4" | 26" | 14" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 27" | 14 3/4" |
| XL | 23 1/4" | 28" | 15 3/4" |
| 2XL | 25 1/4" | 28 1/2" | 16 3/4" |
| 3XL | 27 1/2" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
Next Level Men's Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Next Level Men's Tri-Blend
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27 1/2" |
| M | 19 3/4" | 28 1/2" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 3/4" | 30 1/2" |
| 2XL | 24 3/4" | 31 1/2" |
| 3XL | 26 3/4" | 32 1/2" |
Bella Women's Crop Fleece Hoodie
All measurements are in inches. Body width is measured flat across the garment, not around the body. Compare with a hoodie you already own.
| Size | Body Length (in) | Body Width, Flat (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.625 | 22 | 21.25 |
| M | 19.375 | 23.5 | 21.5 |
| L | 21.375 | 25.5 | 21.875 |
| XL | 22.125 | 27.5 | 22.25 |
| 2XL | 22.875 | 29.5 | 22.625 |
Additional Women's Size Charts
Use the chart matching your selected garment style. Measurements below are in inches. Widths are measured flat across the garment, not around the body, unless a chart explicitly says body bust. Compare garment measurements with a similar item you already own. Size availability varies by product.
Bella Women's V-Neck
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 | 18 1/2 |
| M | 25 3/4 | 20 |
| L | 26 1/2 | 22 |
| XL | 27 1/4 | 24 |
| 2XL | 28 | 26 |
District Women's Shirt
| Size | Body Length at Back | Chest Width, Flat | Sleeve from Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 17 3/4 | 13 1/2 |
| M | 26 1/2 | 18 3/4 | 14 |
| L | 27 1/4 | 20 1/4 | 14 3/4 |
| XL | 28 | 21 3/4 | 15 1/2 |
| 2XL | 28 1/2 | 23 3/4 | 16 1/4 |
| 3XL | 29 | 25 3/4 | 17 |
| 4XL | 29 | 27 3/4 | 17 3/4 |
District Women's V-Neck
This is a body-size guide, not a flat garment measurement chart. Measure around the fullest part of your bust with the tape horizontal.
| Size | US Size | Body Bust Circumference (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 4/6 | 35–36 |
| M | 8/10 | 37–38 |
| L | 12/14 | 39–41 |
| XL | 16/18 | 42–44 |
| 2XL | 20/22 | 45–47 |
| 3XL | 24/26 | 48–51 |
| 4XL | 28/30 | 52–55 |
Bella Flowy Racerback Tank
This style may appear in the selector as “Bella Flowy Raceback Tank.” Length follows teelaunch's listed measurement.
| Size | Body Length | Body Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19 1/4 | 15 7/8 |
| M | 19 3/4 | 16 1/2 |
| L | 20 3/8 | 17 3/8 |
| XL | 21 | 18 1/4 |
| 2XL | 21 5/8 | 19 1/8 |
Bella Ladies Flowy Crop T-Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 3/8 | 18 3/4 |
| M | 19 1/8 | 19 7/8 |
| L | 19 7/8 | 21 7/8 |
| XL | 20 5/8 | 23 7/8 |
| 2XL | 21 3/8 | 25 7/8 |
Bella Women's Racerback Crop Tank
| Size | Body Length | Body Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19.5 | 16.25 |
| M | 20 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 19.5 |
| XL | 24 | 21.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 23.5 |
Bella Ladies Jersey Long-Sleeve T-Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Body Width, Flat | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25.75 | 17 | 25 |
| M | 26.25 | 17.75 | 25.5 |
| L | 26.88 | 18.75 | 26 |
| XL | 27.5 | 19.75 | 26.5 |
| 2XL | 28.13 | 20.75 | 27 |
ITC Women's Lightweight Crop Hooded Sweatshirt
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width, Flat | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 31 1/4 |
| S | 18 1/4 | 21 3/4 | 32 1/4 |
| M | 19 1/4 | 22 3/4 | 33 1/4 |
| L | 20 1/4 | 23 3/4 | 34 1/4 |
| XL | 21 1/4 | 24 3/4 | 35 1/4 |
| 2XL | 22 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 36 1/4 |
District Women's Re-Fleece Hoodie
| Size | Body Length at Back | Bust Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 1/2 | 18 3/4 |
| M | 27 | 19 3/4 |
| L | 27 1/2 | 21 1/4 |
| XL | 28 | 22 3/4 |
| 2XL | 28 1/2 | 24 1/4 |
| 3XL | 29 | 26 1/4 |
District Women's Perfect Tri Rocker Tank
| Size | Body Length at Back | Bust Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 24 3/4 | 16 |
| S | 25 1/4 | 17 |
| M | 25 3/4 | 18 |
| L | 26 1/4 | 19 1/2 |
| XL | 26 3/4 | 21 |
| 2XL | 27 1/4 | 22 1/2 |
| 3XL | 27 3/4 | 24 1/2 |
| 4XL | 28 1/4 | 26 1/2 |
District Women's Perfect Tri Long Sleeve Hoodie
| Size | Body Length at Back | Bust Width, Flat | Sleeve from Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 | 17 1/4 | 31 |
| S | 26 1/2 | 18 1/4 | 31 1/2 |
| M | 27 | 19 1/4 | 32 |
| L | 27 3/4 | 20 3/4 | 32 5/8 |
| XL | 28 1/2 | 22 1/4 | 33 1/4 |
| 2XL | 29 | 24 1/4 | 33 7/8 |
| 3XL | 29 1/2 | 26 1/4 | 34 5/8 |
| 4XL | 29 1/2 | 28 1/4 | 35 3/8 |
Additional Men's and Unisex Size Charts
Measurements are taken from the teelaunch sizing workbook. All measurements are in inches unless centimeters are also shown. Widths are flat garment measurements unless labeled body chest circumference. Compare with a similar garment you own. Available sizes vary by product.
District Men's / Unisex Shirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 19 | 29 | 17 |
| M | 20 | 30 | 17 3/4 |
| L | 21 1/2 | 31 | 18 1/2 |
| XL | 23 1/2 | 32 | 19 1/4 |
| 2XL | 25 1/2 | 33 | 20 |
| 3XL | 27 1/2 | 33 1/2 | 20 3/4 |
| 4XL | 29 1/2 | 34 | 21 1/2 |
District Men's Tank
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/2 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 21 1/2 | 30 |
| XL | 23 1/2 | 31 |
| 2XL | 25 1/2 | 32 |
| 3XL | 27 1/2 | 32 1/2 |
| 4XL | 29 | 33 |
Canvas Muscle Tank
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26 |
| M | 20 | 27 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 |
Canvas Unisex Long-Sleeve Shirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
Next Level Men's Long-Sleeve Shirt
| Size | Body Width, Flat | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/2 | 28 | 26 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 26 1/2 |
| L | 21 1/2 | 30 | 27 |
| XL | 23 1/2 | 31 | 27 1/2 |
| 2XL | 25 1/2 | 33 | 28 |
Gildan Long-Sleeve Tee
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 33 1/2 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 35 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 36 1/2 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 38 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 39 1/2 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 39 1/2 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 40 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 40 1/2 |
Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 27 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 28 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 29 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 | 40 |
Champion Hoodie
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 36 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 36.75 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 37.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 38.25 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 39 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 39.38 |
Champion Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 36 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 36.75 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 37.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 38.25 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 39 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 39.38 |
District Men's Re-Fleece Hoodie
This is a body-size guide, not a flat garment chart. Measure around your chest. Repeated size columns in the workbook are shown once.
| Size | Body Chest Circumference (in) |
|---|---|
| XS | 32–34 |
| S | 35–37 |
| M | 38–40 |
| L | 41–43 |
| XL | 44–46 |
| 2XL | 47–49 |
| 3XL | 50–53 |
| 4XL | 54–57 |
Hanes Men's Shirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in / 46 cm | 28 in / 71 cm |
| M | 20 in / 51 cm | 29 in / 74 cm |
| L | 22 in / 56 cm | 30 in / 76 cm |
| XL | 24 in / 61 cm | 31 in / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26 in / 66 cm | 33 in / 84 cm |
| 3XL | 28 in / 71 cm | 34 in / 86 cm |
Description
Skip the Doctor’s Office—Adrenaline Is the Ultimate Prescription! 🏁🩺
Forget what the medical search engines say. If your heart craves the smell of burning rubber, the roar of high-horsepower V8 engines, and the violent rush of a 4-second launch down the strip, we’ve found your cure. Our "I Googled My Symptoms Turns Out I Just Need To Go Drag Racing" T-Shirt collection is the ultimate tribute for automotive enthusiasts, bracket racers, and die-hard motorsports fans who know that track therapy beats a waiting room every single time.
Whether you're thrashing on a project car in the garage, staging in the lanes, or cheering from the bleachers, this hilarious, premium apparel lineup keeps you ultra-comfortable while making a bold statement.
Tailored for Premium Comfort, Style & Durability: Because racing families deserve gear built for the long haul, this design is available in multiple premium, heavy-duty garment styles to suit any season:
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The Premium Slim-Fit (American Apparel Men’s): Cut from lightweight 4.3 oz 100% ring-spun combed cotton fine jersey for a chic, athletic fit that feels broken-in from day one.
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The Rugged Classic (Gildan Men’s & Women’s): Built from heavy-duty 100% preshrunk cotton. The men’s version features seamless shoulder-to-shoulder taping, while the women’s tailored fit boasts elegant cap sleeves, a half-inch collar, and contoured side seams for maximum comfort.
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The Modern Everyday Go-To (District Unisex): An incredibly soft, lightweight 4.3 oz retail-ready option with advanced 30-singles thread construction and a lay-flat rib-knit crew collar.
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The Summer Track Tank (Canvas Unisex): Keep cool by the staging lights with a lightweight 4.2 oz combed cotton tank featuring an airy, rounded neckline and a modern, relaxed cut.
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The Cool-Weather Pullover (Unisex Fleece Hoodie): Perfect for nighttime passes and chilly track mornings. Made from a premium 50/50 cotton/poly fleece blend with anti-pilling air jet yarn, a thick two-ply hood, and a deep front pouch pocket.
Handcrafted Quality for Trackside Living We don't mass-produce uninspired warehouse clothing. Every single graphic garment is printed, processed, and carefully packaged specifically for you when your order is placed. Our top-tier ink application ensures sharp text clarity and graphics that handle high-heat washes without fading, cracking, or peeling.
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Production & Shipping Estimates: Please allow 3 to 6 business days for our hardworking production team to print and prepare your apparel items. Secure shipping and delivery to your door averages 5 to 12 business days for US orders.
Diagnose your race day outfit problems instantly. Claim your "I Googled My Symptoms" drag racing shirt today! 🏆🏎️
Before You Order
Ordering clothing? Check the product’s size chart before choosing your size. Fit can vary between garment styles.
Ordering a personalized item? Double-check your name, number, and any other custom details before checkout. If your design uses a photo, upload a clear, high-resolution image.
Check the product description for item-specific sizing, materials, and customization instructions.
Production & Delivery
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com