"Not Everyone Makes Good Choices" Funny Racing Shirts & Hoodies
Size Chart Unisex
American Apparel Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length to Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28 3/4" | 8 3/8" |
| M | 20" | 29 3/4" | 8 5/8" |
| L | 22" | 30 3/4" | 8 7/8" |
| XL | 24" | 31 3/4" | 9 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32 3/4" | 9 3/8" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33 3/4" | 9 5/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas CVC Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL * | 32" | 35" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 25" | 13 3/4" |
| M | 20" | 26" | 14 1/2" |
| L | 22" | 27" | 15 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 28" | 16 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Bella Women's Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 26 1/4" | 16" |
| M | 6-8 | 26 3/4" | 16 3/4" |
| L | 8-10 | 27 3/8" | 17 3/4" |
| XL | 10-14 | 28" | 18 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 14-18 | 28 5/8" | 19 3/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Womens Racerback Tank
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 3/8" | 15 1/2" |
| M | 27" | 16 1/2" |
| L | 27 5/8" | 17 1/2" |
| XL | 28 1/4" | 19" |
| 2XL * | 28 7/8" | 20 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 7/8" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 26 1/2" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 27 1/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 27 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 28 3/8" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Hoodie (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 34 1/8" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 35 1/8" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 36 1/8" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 37 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 32" | 38 1/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" | 34" |
| M | 22" | 28" | 35" |
| L | 24" | 29" | 36" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 37" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 31" | 38" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Tri-Blend Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length (Back) | Bust (Width) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 4/6 | 26 3/4" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 8/10 | 27" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 12/14 | 27 5/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 16/18 | 28 1/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 20/22 | 28 3/4" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more. We recommend sizing up as these are fitted tees.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 15 5/8" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 17" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 20" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" | 21 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" | 22 7/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Bust | Body Length | Sleeve from Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17 1/4" | 25 1/2" | 13 1/4" |
| M | 19 1/4" | 26" | 14" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 27" | 14 3/4" |
| XL | 23 1/4" | 28" | 15 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 25 1/4" | 28 1/2" | 16 3/4" |
| 3XL * | 27 1/2" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Shirt)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Tri-Blend
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27 1/2" |
| M | 19 3/4" | 28 1/2" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 3/4" | 30 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 24 3/4" | 31 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 26 3/4" | 32 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Description
Forgive Them, For They Do Not Know the Joy of Horsepower! 🏎️💨
Let's be honest: some people prefer quiet weekends, boring hobbies, and vehicles that sound like golf carts. And you know what? That is completely fine. It’s okay if they don't like racing—because not everyone is capable of making good choices! Our "It's Okay If You Don't Like Racing, Not Everyone Makes Good Choices" Apparel Collection is the ultimate sarcastic statement piece for the die-hard gearheads who know that the only real way to spend a weekend is surrounded by burnt rubber, exhaust fumes, and roaring engines.
Whether you're bantering with friends in the pits, sitting in the grandstands, or just making your stance known at the local grocery store, we’ve built this fan-favorite design across a full team of premium, ultra-comfortable styles:
Choose Your Perfect Trackside Fit:
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The Everyday Daily Drivers (District Unisex & American Apparel Men's): Our District Unisex Shirt is a lightweight, ultra-soft 4.3 oz. 100% cotton staple (30 singles) featuring a durable rib-knit crew neck. Looking for a sleeker retail cut? The American Apparel Men's Tee offers a contemporary slim fit crafted from premium fine jersey 100% ring-spun combed cotton for a breezy, high-end feel.
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The Flattering Fashion Cuts (District Women's & Bella Women's V-Neck): Keep it classic and comfortable with the District Women's Shirt, a soft 4.3 oz. combed and ring-spun cotton tee tailored for casual track days. For a touch more feminine flair, the Bella Women's V-Neck delivers a super-soft, breathable 4.2 oz. finish with a highly flattering neckline and a side-seamed slim fit.
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The Sleek V-Neck Option (Canvas Men's V-Neck): Swap out your standard crew collar for a modern aesthetic. This lightweight, premium combed cotton v-neck combines effortless style with the rugged durability needed for a full day of wrenching or watching.
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The Summer Track Tanks (Next Level Racerback & District Men's Tank): Beat the scorching mid-day speedway heat. The Next Level Racerback Tank features a lightweight 4 oz. cotton/poly jersey blend that moves naturally with you for a flattering fit. For the guys, the District Men's Tank offers a comfortable, modern cut made from combed and ring-spun cotton for optimal ventilation.
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The Cool-Weather Pullovers (Unisex Hoodie & Crewneck Sweatshirt): Don't let falling track temperatures ruin your mood. Wrap up in our heavy-duty 9-ounce 50/50 cotton/poly fleece Unisex Hoodie, complete with a thick two-ply hood, air jet pill-resistant yarn, rib-knit cuffs, and a deep front pouch pocket. Prefer a classic layer? The Crewneck Sweatshirt packs that exact same premium warmth into a timeless design, featuring spandex in the seams for the perfect stretch.
Let your shirt do the talking while you focus on the track. Claim your "Not Everyone Makes Good Choices" gear today and wear your superior life choices with pride! 🏆🏁
IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!
T-shirts:
For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees. Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies.
AOP Hoodie:
Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.
Sherpa Jackets.
These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.
Bomber Jackets
According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.
SHIPPING TIME
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com
