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  • I'm A Simple Man Drag Racing Blanket
  • I'm a Simple Man Drag Racing Blanket Red | His Kind of Couch Humor | RIIMB
  • A man standing on a drag strip holds up a large black and red graphic blanket featuring the text 'I'M A SIMPLE MAN I LOVE BOOBS AND DRAG RACING' with yellow, green, and white racing light illustrations.
  • A man standing on a drag strip holds up a large printed blanket or towel featuring the text 'I'M A SIMPLE MAN I LOVE BOOBS AND DRAG RACING' with red, black, yellow, green, and white graphics.
  • A man stands on a drag racing track holding up a large black and red blanket with a graphic design. The design features the text 'I'M A SIMPLE MAN I LOVE BOOBS AND DRAG RACING' above a vertical drag racing light pattern in red, yellow, and green.
  • A woman stands on a racetrack holding up a large printed blanket or poster. The product has a black background with red splatter graphics, white text reading 'I'M A SIMPLE MAN I LOVE BOOBS AND DRAG RACING,' and a vertical racing-style light sequence made of yellow, green, and red circles.
  • A woman stands on a racetrack holding up a large black and red blanket or towel with a bold graphic design. The design features the text 'I'M A SIMPLE MAN I LOVE BOOBS AND DRAG RACING' above a vertical sequence of traffic light-style circles in red, yellow, and green.
  • A woman stands outdoors in a wooded area holding up a large printed blanket or tapestry. The blanket has a black background with red splatter graphics, white text reading 'I'M A SIMPLE MAN I LOVE BOOBS AND DRAG RACING,' and a vertical racing-style light bar with yellow, green, and red circular buttons.
  • A woman wearing a knit beanie holds up a large printed blanket or poster outdoors in a wooded park setting. The product has a black and red distressed design with white text reading 'I'M A SIMPLE MAN' and a stylized racing track graphic in yellow, green, and red.
  • Two women standing in front of a house doorway holding up a large printed blanket or throw. The blanket has a black and red design with the text 'I'M A SIMPLE MAN' and a retro arcade-style graphic with yellow, green, and red buttons.
  • A black and red throw blanket draped over a beige sofa in a living room setting. The blanket features a bold graphic design with the text 'I'M A SIMPLE MAN' in white distressed letters, a vertical 'I LOVE BOOBS AND DRAG RACING' graphic, and a traffic light motif in red, yellow, and green.
  • A red and black throw blanket draped over a cream sofa in a living room setting, featuring a graphic design with the words 'I LOVE BOOBS AND DRAG RACING' and circular traffic-light style icons in yellow, green, and red.
  • I'm A Simple Man Drag Racing Blanket
  • I'm a Simple Man Drag Racing Blanket Red | His Kind of Couch Humor | RIIMB

I'm a Simple Man Drag Racing Blanket Red | His Kind of Couch Humor | RIIMB

$49.99
$49.99
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Description

Not Subtle. That's Part of the Joke.

Some people want their living room to look like a catalog. You'd rather have a comfortable spot, something worth watching and a joke that gets a laugh from the right company. This I'm a Simple Man Drag Racing Blanket Red puts its sense of humor front and center with the slogan “I'm a simple man, I love boobs and drag racing.” Red-and-black artwork and a large Christmas tree starting-light graphic make it hard to miss. Designed by RIIMB, it's a cheeky throw for the grown-up who likes their downtime with a little personality. Set aside your drag racing apparel, settle onto the couch and keep the connection to the strip without taking yourself too seriously. This design is about your taste in humor, not a rule about what every racer should enjoy.

Choose Your Blanket Size

  • Youth — $49.99: 56 × 43 inches / 140 × 110 cm. This is the size label; the slogan is intended for an adult audience.
  • Large — $54.99: 70 × 54 inches / 180 × 140 cm.
  • X-Large — $59.99: 80 × 60 inches / 200 × 150 cm.
  • Materials: Suede-style polyester printed surface with a soft microfleece underside.
  • Size guidance: Consult the blanket size guide to choose the coverage you prefer.

🔥 Premium Features

  • Cheeky printed slogan: Bold lettering gives the blanket its adult-humor character.
  • Red-and-black design: Contrasting artwork frames the colored drag-tree lights.
  • Suede-style polyester surface: The printed side carries the full design.
  • Soft microfleece underside: A comfortable layer for TV nights, reading or relaxing on the sofa.
  • Simple care: Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild detergent.

🎁 The Perfect Funny Drag Racing Gift

For the adult driver, crew member or spectator who enjoys this kind of joke, the blanket makes a playful birthday or Christmas gift. Choose it for someone whose sense of humor you know, rather than treating it as a gift for every fan. It's a casual addition to their drag racing gear, with a fixed printed design made to order, not name or photo personalization. Give their favorite couch spot a little more character.

📦 Production & Shipping

Made to order: allow 7–9 days before receiving a tracking number.
Estimated shipping time: 2–4 weeks.
Ships worldwide with tracking.

❤️ Why It Hits Different

Most blankets are made to blend in. These are made for drag racing people who enjoy a comfortable evening and an unapologetically cheeky punchline. The racing interest is real; the rest is a bit of fun. Make your downtime feel like your own, even when the next trip to the strip is still on the calendar.

Choose your size and give your next couch night a little strip-side humor. 🏆💨

IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!

T-shirts:

For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees.​ Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies. 

AOP Hoodie:

Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.

Sherpa Jackets.

These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.

Bomber Jackets

According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.

SHIPPING TIME

📦 Shipping & Production Estimates

All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.

Delivery Timelines by Product Category

Product Category Production Time Shipping Time (US)
Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) 1.5 – 4 Business Days 4 – 8 Business Days
Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) 2.8 – 6 Business Days 5 – 12 Business Days
Custom LED Lamps 3 – 6 Business Days 10 – 17 Business Days
AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) 6 – 13 Business Days 1 – 3 Weeks
Our Famous Sherpa Jackets 4 – 8 Business Days 2 – 3 Weeks

🌍 International Shipping

We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!

  • T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.

  • AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.

⚠️ High Demand Note

Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!

Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!