If Drag Racing Can't Fix It It's A Very Serious Problem T-Shirts & Hoodies | Funny Drag Racing Apparel

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💡 Sizing Tip: For Bella and Next Level shirts, we recommend sizing up as these are a more fitted style. District and Gildan items generally run true to size.

American Apparel Mens Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length to Back	Sleeve Length
S	18"	28 3/4"	8 3/8"
M	20"	29 3/4"	8 5/8"
L	22"	30 3/4"	8 7/8"
XL	24"	31 3/4"	9 1/8"
2XL	26"	32 3/4"	9 3/8"
3XL	28"	33 3/4"	9 5/8"

Canvas CVC Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	16 1/2"	27"
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"

Canvas Mens Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"

Canvas Unisex Tank

Size	Chest Width (Flat)	Body Length
S	18 1/4"	27"
M	20 1/4"	28"
L	22 1/4"	29"
XL	24 1/4"	30"
2XL	26 1/4"	31"

Gildan Unisex Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length at Back
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"

Gildan Women's Shirt

Size	Width (Inches)	Length (Inches)	Sleeve Center Back
S	18"	25"	13 3/4"
M	20"	26"	14 1/2"
L	22"	27"	15 1/2"
XL	24"	28"	16 1/2"
2XL	26"	29"	17 1/2"
3XL	28"	30"	18 1/2"

Bella Women's Shirt

Size	US Size	Body Length	Body Width
S	2-4	26 1/4"	16"
M	6-8	26 3/4"	16 3/4"
L	8-10	27 3/8"	17 3/4"
XL	10-14	28"	18 3/4"
2XL	14-18	28 5/8"	19 3/4"

Next Level Womens Racerback Tank

Size	Body Length	Body Width
S	26 3/8"	15 1/2"
M	27"	16 1/2"
L	27 5/8"	17 1/2"
XL	28 1/4"	19"
2XL	28 7/8"	20 1/2"

Next Level Women's Shirt

Size	Body Length	Body Width
S	25 7/8"	16 1/4"
M	26 1/2"	17 1/4"
L	27 1/8"	18 1/4"
XL	27 3/4"	19 3/4"
2XL	28 3/8"	21 1/4"

Port & Co Hoodie (Unisex)

Measurements are in inches, as listed in the teelaunch workbook.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	20	28	34 1/8
M	22	29	35 1/8
L	24	30	36 1/8
XL	26	31	37 1/8
2XL	28	32	37 5/8
3XL	30	33	38 1/8
4XL	32	34	38 5/8

Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	20"	27"	34"
M	22"	28"	35"
L	24"	29"	36"
XL	26"	30"	37"
2XL	28"	31"	38"

Next Level Women's Tri-Blend Shirt

Size	US Size	Body Length (Back)	Bust (Width)
S	4/6	26 3/4"	16 1/4"
M	8/10	27"	17 1/4"
L	12/14	27 5/8"	18 1/4"
XL	16/18	28 1/4"	19 3/4"
2XL	20/22	28 3/4"	21 1/4"

We recommend sizing up as these are fitted tees.

Gildan Unisex Shirt

Size	Width (Inches)	Length (Inches)	Sleeve Center Back
S	18"	28"	15 5/8"
M	20"	29"	17"
L	22"	30"	18 1/2"
XL	24"	31"	20"
2XL	26"	32"	21 1/2"
3XL	28"	33"	22 7/8"

Canvas Unisex Tank

Size	Chest Width (Flat)	Body Length
S	18 1/4"	27"
M	20 1/4"	28"
L	22 1/4"	29"
XL	24 1/4"	30"
2XL	26 1/4"	31"

Gildan Women's Shirt

Size	Bust	Body Length	Sleeve from Shoulder
S	17 1/4"	25 1/2"	13 1/4"
M	19 1/4"	26"	14"
L	21 1/4"	27"	14 3/4"
XL	23 1/4"	28"	15 3/4"
2XL	25 1/4"	28 1/2"	16 3/4"
3XL	27 1/2"	29"	17 1/2"

Next Level Men's Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length at Back
S	19"	28"
M	20 1/2"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"

Next Level Men's Tri-Blend

Size	Chest Width	Body Length at Back
S	18 1/4"	27 1/2"
M	19 3/4"	28 1/2"
L	21 1/4"	29 1/2"
XL	22 3/4"	30 1/2"
2XL	24 3/4"	31 1/2"
3XL	26 3/4"	32 1/2"

Bella Women's Crop Fleece Hoodie

All measurements are in inches. Body width is measured flat across the garment, not around the body. Compare with a hoodie you already own.

Size	Body Length (in)	Body Width, Flat (in)	Sleeve Length (in)
S	18.625	22	21.25
M	19.375	23.5	21.5
L	21.375	25.5	21.875
XL	22.125	27.5	22.25
2XL	22.875	29.5	22.625

Additional Women's Size Charts

Use the chart matching your selected garment style. Measurements below are in inches. Widths are measured flat across the garment, not around the body, unless a chart explicitly says body bust. Compare garment measurements with a similar item you already own. Size availability varies by product.

Bella Women's V-Neck

Size	Body Length	Chest Width, Flat
S	25	18 1/2
M	25 3/4	20
L	26 1/2	22
XL	27 1/4	24
2XL	28	26

District Women's Shirt

Size	Body Length at Back	Chest Width, Flat	Sleeve from Center Back
S	26	17 3/4	13 1/2
M	26 1/2	18 3/4	14
L	27 1/4	20 1/4	14 3/4
XL	28	21 3/4	15 1/2
2XL	28 1/2	23 3/4	16 1/4
3XL	29	25 3/4	17
4XL	29	27 3/4	17 3/4

District Women's V-Neck

This is a body-size guide, not a flat garment measurement chart. Measure around the fullest part of your bust with the tape horizontal.

Size	US Size	Body Bust Circumference (in)
S	4/6	35–36
M	8/10	37–38
L	12/14	39–41
XL	16/18	42–44
2XL	20/22	45–47
3XL	24/26	48–51
4XL	28/30	52–55

Bella Flowy Racerback Tank

This style may appear in the selector as “Bella Flowy Raceback Tank.” Length follows teelaunch's listed measurement.

Size	Body Length	Body Width, Flat
S	19 1/4	15 7/8
M	19 3/4	16 1/2
L	20 3/8	17 3/8
XL	21	18 1/4
2XL	21 5/8	19 1/8

Bella Ladies Flowy Crop T-Shirt

Size	Body Length	Chest Width, Flat
S	18 3/8	18 3/4
M	19 1/8	19 7/8
L	19 7/8	21 7/8
XL	20 5/8	23 7/8
2XL	21 3/8	25 7/8

Bella Women's Racerback Crop Tank

Size	Body Length	Body Width, Flat
S	19.5	16.25
M	20	17.75
L	22	19.5
XL	24	21.5
2XL	26	23.5

Bella Ladies Jersey Long-Sleeve T-Shirt

Size	Body Length	Body Width, Flat	Sleeve Length
S	25.75	17	25
M	26.25	17.75	25.5
L	26.88	18.75	26
XL	27.5	19.75	26.5
2XL	28.13	20.75	27

ITC Women's Lightweight Crop Hooded Sweatshirt

Size	Body Length	Chest Width, Flat	Sleeve Length
XS	17 1/4	20 3/4	31 1/4
S	18 1/4	21 3/4	32 1/4
M	19 1/4	22 3/4	33 1/4
L	20 1/4	23 3/4	34 1/4
XL	21 1/4	24 3/4	35 1/4
2XL	22 1/4	25 3/4	36 1/4

District Women's Re-Fleece Hoodie

Size	Body Length at Back	Bust Width, Flat
S	26 1/2	18 3/4
M	27	19 3/4
L	27 1/2	21 1/4
XL	28	22 3/4
2XL	28 1/2	24 1/4
3XL	29	26 1/4

District Women's Perfect Tri Rocker Tank

Size	Body Length at Back	Bust Width, Flat
XS	24 3/4	16
S	25 1/4	17
M	25 3/4	18
L	26 1/4	19 1/2
XL	26 3/4	21
2XL	27 1/4	22 1/2
3XL	27 3/4	24 1/2
4XL	28 1/4	26 1/2

District Women's Perfect Tri Long Sleeve Hoodie

Size	Body Length at Back	Bust Width, Flat	Sleeve from Center Back
XS	26	17 1/4	31
S	26 1/2	18 1/4	31 1/2
M	27	19 1/4	32
L	27 3/4	20 3/4	32 5/8
XL	28 1/2	22 1/4	33 1/4
2XL	29	24 1/4	33 7/8
3XL	29 1/2	26 1/4	34 5/8
4XL	29 1/2	28 1/4	35 3/8

Additional Men's and Unisex Size Charts

Measurements are taken from the teelaunch sizing workbook. All measurements are in inches unless centimeters are also shown. Widths are flat garment measurements unless labeled body chest circumference. Compare with a similar garment you own. Available sizes vary by product.

District Men's / Unisex Shirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	19	29	17
M	20	30	17 3/4
L	21 1/2	31	18 1/2
XL	23 1/2	32	19 1/4
2XL	25 1/2	33	20
3XL	27 1/2	33 1/2	20 3/4
4XL	29 1/2	34	21 1/2

District Men's Tank

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back
S	18 1/2	28
M	20	29
L	21 1/2	30
XL	23 1/2	31
2XL	25 1/2	32
3XL	27 1/2	32 1/2
4XL	29	33

Canvas Muscle Tank

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length
S	18	26
M	20	27
L	21 5/8	28
XL	23 5/8	29
2XL	25 5/8	30

Canvas Unisex Long-Sleeve Shirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32

Next Level Men's Long-Sleeve Shirt

Size	Body Width, Flat	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	18 1/2	28	26
M	20	29	26 1/2
L	21 1/2	30	27
XL	23 1/2	31	27 1/2
2XL	25 1/2	33	28

Gildan Long-Sleeve Tee

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	18	28	33 1/2
M	20	29	35
L	22	30	36 1/2
XL	24	31	38
2XL	26	32	39 1/2
3XL	28	33	39 1/2
4XL	30	34	40
5XL	32	35	40 1/2

Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	20	26	33
M	22	27	34
L	24	28	35
XL	26	29	36
2XL	28	30	37
3XL	30	31	38
4XL	32	32	39
5XL	34	33	40

Champion Hoodie

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	20	27	36
M	22	28	36.75
L	24	29	37.5
XL	26	30	38.25
2XL	28	31	39
3XL	30	32	39.38

Champion Crewneck Sweatshirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	20	27	36
M	22	28	36.75
L	24	29	37.5
XL	26	30	38.25
2XL	28	31	39
3XL	30	32	39.38

District Men's Re-Fleece Hoodie

This is a body-size guide, not a flat garment chart. Measure around your chest. Repeated size columns in the workbook are shown once.

Size	Body Chest Circumference (in)
XS	32–34
S	35–37
M	38–40
L	41–43
XL	44–46
2XL	47–49
3XL	50–53
4XL	54–57

Hanes Men's Shirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back
S	18 in / 46 cm	28 in / 71 cm
M	20 in / 51 cm	29 in / 74 cm
L	22 in / 56 cm	30 in / 76 cm
XL	24 in / 61 cm	31 in / 79 cm
2XL	26 in / 66 cm	33 in / 84 cm
3XL	28 in / 71 cm	34 in / 86 cm

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Description

High-Octane Therapy for Life’s Toughest Problems! 🏎️💨🔥

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy racing fuel, and that’s pretty much the same thing. Our "If Drag Racing Can't Fix It, It's A Very Serious Problem" collection is a satirical take on the transformative power of the quarter-mile. Whether you’re dealing with a bad week or just need to clear your head with the smell of burnt rubber and nitrous, this shirt lets the world know your preferred method of problem-solving.

Choose Your Race-Day Fit:

American Apparel Men’s Tee: A premium, slim-fit choice for those who want style and comfort. Made from 100% ring-spun combed cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built to last.
Gildan Men’s T-Shirt: The classic, timeless go-to. 100% preshrunk cotton with a seamless collar and double-needle stitching for a durable fit that handles the grit of the pits.
Gildan Women’s T-Shirt: A fun and casual silhouette featuring cap sleeves and a half-inch collar. Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton for a reliable fit every time.
District Unisex Shirt: The versatile all-rounder. Featuring a rib-knit crew neck and double-needle sleeves, it’s the perfect comfortable gear for any racing fan.
Canvas Unisex Tank: Keep your cool when the staging lanes heat up. Crafted from premium combed and ring-spun cotton, this contemporary cut is breathable and modern.
Unisex Fleece Hoodie: For those late-night sessions under the track lights. A heavy 9-ounce cotton/poly blend with air jet yarn for a velvety, pill-resistant finish and a front pouch pocket for your essentials.

Confess Your Faith in Horsepower

Each item in this collection is a public confession of your belief in the power of the track. Built with reinforced stitching, taped shoulders, and premium fabrics, these pieces are ready for the burnout box and beyond.

Stop worrying and start shifting. Order your "If Drag Racing Can't Fix It" apparel today and let the track do the talking!

Before You Order

Ordering clothing? Check the product’s size chart before choosing your size. Fit can vary between garment styles.

Ordering a personalized item? Double-check your name, number, and any other custom details before checkout. If your design uses a photo, upload a clear, high-resolution image.

Check the product description for item-specific sizing, materials, and customization instructions.

Production & Delivery

📦 Shipping & Production Estimates

All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.

Delivery Timelines by Product Category

Product Category	Production Time	Shipping Time (US)
Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments)	1.5 – 4 Business Days	4 – 8 Business Days
Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings)	2.8 – 6 Business Days	5 – 12 Business Days
Custom LED Lamps	3 – 6 Business Days	10 – 17 Business Days
AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.)	6 – 13 Business Days	1 – 3 Weeks
Our Famous Sherpa Jackets	4 – 8 Business Days	2 – 3 Weeks

🌍 International Shipping

We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!

T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.

⚠️ High Demand Note

Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!

Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com

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