I'm A Simple Man Drag Racing Shirt | Tees, Hoodies & Sweatshirts | RIIMB
Size Chart Men's
American Apparel Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length to Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28 3/4" | 8 3/8" |
| M | 20" | 29 3/4" | 8 5/8" |
| L | 22" | 30 3/4" | 8 7/8" |
| XL | 24" | 31 3/4" | 9 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32 3/4" | 9 3/8" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33 3/4" | 9 5/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas CVC Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL * | 32" | 35" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 34 1/8" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 35 1/8" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 36 1/8" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 37 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 32" | 37 5/8" |
| 3XL * | 30" | 33" | 38 1/8" |
| 4XL * | 32" | 34" | 38 5/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Shirt)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Tri-Blend
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27 1/2" |
| M | 19 3/4" | 28 1/2" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 3/4" | 30 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 24 3/4" | 31 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 26 3/4" | 32 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Hoodie
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 34 1/8" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 35 1/8" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 36 1/8" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 37 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 32" | 37 5/8" |
| 3XL * | 30" | 33" | 38 1/8" |
| 4XL * | 32" | 34" | 38 5/8" |
| 5XL * | 33 3/4" | 33" | 38 3/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Description
Simple needs. The tree. The launch. The timeslip. That’s it. That’s the list.
Not everyone needs a complicated life. Some people just need a clean pass down the quarter mile, a decent reaction time, and a shirt that says exactly who they are without having to explain it. The I’m A Simple Man Drag Racing collection is drag racing apparel for the 1320 fan who keeps it straightforward — available as a men’s tee, unisex tee, hoodie, or youth sweatshirt in multiple colors. Worn at the strip, the car show, the shop, or anywhere else a simple man ends up on a weekend.
Styles, Colors & Pricing
American Apparel Men’s Shirt — from $23.99
Iconic slim-fit fine jersey tee. 4.3 oz., 100% ring-spun combed cotton. Soft, lightweight, everyday wearable drag racing apparel.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000) — from $23.99
Classic unisex fit. 5.3 oz., 100% pre-shrunk cotton. Double-needle stitching at neck, hem, and sleeves. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention wash after wash.
Port & Co Youth Sweatshirt — from $25.99
7.8 oz., 50/50 cotton/poly fleece. Air-jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish. For the next generation of simple drag racing fans.
Port & Co Hoodie — from $29.99
9 oz., 50/50 cotton fleece. Air-jet yarn, pill-resistant finish. Spandex in arm seams, waistband, and collar for shape and comfort. The go-to drag racing gear for cool race nights.
Available Colors: Navy • Royal Blue • Black • Forest Green • Royal
Available Sizes: XS – 5XL (varies by style)
🔥 Premium Features
- Four garment options: Men’s slim tee, classic unisex tee, youth sweatshirt, and hoodie — drag racing apparel for every member of the 1320 crew
- Bold I’m A Simple Man drag racing graphic: The kind of print that gets a nod of recognition from anyone at the strip who gets it
- Premium base fabrics: Ring-spun cotton tees and fleece sweatshirts — soft, durable, and built to hold the print through repeated washes
- XS to 5XL sizing: Wide size range across styles so the whole crew is covered
- Five color options: Navy, Royal Blue, Black, Forest Green, and Royal — something for every preference and every car color
🎁 The Perfect Funny Drag Racing Gift
For the drag racer whose personality fits the meme perfectly — simple needs, clear priorities, zero apologies. For the 1320 fan who wants drag racing gear they’ll actually wear to the strip, not just hang in the garage. For the crew, the bracket racer, the grudge match regular, or the drag racing dad who just wants a good shirt and a good pass. Ships worldwide. Tag the simple man who needs this! 👇
📦 Production & Shipping
- Allow 5–7 days for printing and processing
- Estimated delivery: 2–4 weeks
- Ships Worldwide with tracking included
❤️ Why It Hits Different
Most drag racing apparel tries to look serious. This one just tells the truth about what matters: the tree, the launch, and getting back to the pits to run it again. Drag racing gear for the fan who has their priorities completely sorted and isn’t interested in pretending otherwise. Designed by RIIMB.
Pick your style, pick your color, keep it simple. 🏁💨
IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!
T-shirts:
For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees. Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies.
AOP Hoodie:
Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.
Sherpa Jackets.
These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.
Bomber Jackets
According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.
SHIPPING TIME
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com
