"Not Everyone Makes Good Choices" Funny Racing Shirts & Hoodies
Size Chart Unisex
American Apparel Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length to Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28 3/4" | 8 3/8" |
| M | 20" | 29 3/4" | 8 5/8" |
| L | 22" | 30 3/4" | 8 7/8" |
| XL | 24" | 31 3/4" | 9 1/8" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32 3/4" | 9 3/8" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33 3/4" | 9 5/8" |
Canvas CVC Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Canvas Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL | 26 1/4" | 31" |
Gildan Unisex Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 25" | 13 3/4" |
| M | 20" | 26" | 14 1/2" |
| L | 22" | 27" | 15 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 28" | 16 1/2" |
| 2XL | 26" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
| 3XL | 28" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
Bella Women's Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 26 1/4" | 16" |
| M | 6-8 | 26 3/4" | 16 3/4" |
| L | 8-10 | 27 3/8" | 17 3/4" |
| XL | 10-14 | 28" | 18 3/4" |
| 2XL | 14-18 | 28 5/8" | 19 3/4" |
Next Level Womens Racerback Tank
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 3/8" | 15 1/2" |
| M | 27" | 16 1/2" |
| L | 27 5/8" | 17 1/2" |
| XL | 28 1/4" | 19" |
| 2XL | 28 7/8" | 20 1/2" |
Next Level Women's Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 7/8" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 26 1/2" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 27 1/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 27 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL | 28 3/8" | 21 1/4" |
Port & Co Hoodie (Unisex)
Measurements are in inches, as listed in the teelaunch workbook.
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 28 | 34 1/8 |
| M | 22 | 29 | 35 1/8 |
| L | 24 | 30 | 36 1/8 |
| XL | 26 | 31 | 37 1/8 |
| 2XL | 28 | 32 | 37 5/8 |
| 3XL | 30 | 33 | 38 1/8 |
| 4XL | 32 | 34 | 38 5/8 |
Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" | 34" |
| M | 22" | 28" | 35" |
| L | 24" | 29" | 36" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 37" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" | 38" |
Next Level Women's Tri-Blend Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length (Back) | Bust (Width) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 4/6 | 26 3/4" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 8/10 | 27" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 12/14 | 27 5/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 16/18 | 28 1/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL | 20/22 | 28 3/4" | 21 1/4" |
We recommend sizing up as these are fitted tees.
Gildan Unisex Shirt
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 15 5/8" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 17" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 20" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 21 1/2" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 22 7/8" |
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL | 26 1/4" | 31" |
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Bust | Body Length | Sleeve from Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17 1/4" | 25 1/2" | 13 1/4" |
| M | 19 1/4" | 26" | 14" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 27" | 14 3/4" |
| XL | 23 1/4" | 28" | 15 3/4" |
| 2XL | 25 1/4" | 28 1/2" | 16 3/4" |
| 3XL | 27 1/2" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
Next Level Men's Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Next Level Men's Tri-Blend
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27 1/2" |
| M | 19 3/4" | 28 1/2" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 3/4" | 30 1/2" |
| 2XL | 24 3/4" | 31 1/2" |
| 3XL | 26 3/4" | 32 1/2" |
Bella Women's Crop Fleece Hoodie
All measurements are in inches. Body width is measured flat across the garment, not around the body. Compare with a hoodie you already own.
| Size | Body Length (in) | Body Width, Flat (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.625 | 22 | 21.25 |
| M | 19.375 | 23.5 | 21.5 |
| L | 21.375 | 25.5 | 21.875 |
| XL | 22.125 | 27.5 | 22.25 |
| 2XL | 22.875 | 29.5 | 22.625 |
Additional Women's Size Charts
Use the chart matching your selected garment style. Measurements below are in inches. Widths are measured flat across the garment, not around the body, unless a chart explicitly says body bust. Compare garment measurements with a similar item you already own. Size availability varies by product.
Bella Women's V-Neck
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 | 18 1/2 |
| M | 25 3/4 | 20 |
| L | 26 1/2 | 22 |
| XL | 27 1/4 | 24 |
| 2XL | 28 | 26 |
District Women's Shirt
| Size | Body Length at Back | Chest Width, Flat | Sleeve from Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 17 3/4 | 13 1/2 |
| M | 26 1/2 | 18 3/4 | 14 |
| L | 27 1/4 | 20 1/4 | 14 3/4 |
| XL | 28 | 21 3/4 | 15 1/2 |
| 2XL | 28 1/2 | 23 3/4 | 16 1/4 |
| 3XL | 29 | 25 3/4 | 17 |
| 4XL | 29 | 27 3/4 | 17 3/4 |
District Women's V-Neck
This is a body-size guide, not a flat garment measurement chart. Measure around the fullest part of your bust with the tape horizontal.
| Size | US Size | Body Bust Circumference (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 4/6 | 35–36 |
| M | 8/10 | 37–38 |
| L | 12/14 | 39–41 |
| XL | 16/18 | 42–44 |
| 2XL | 20/22 | 45–47 |
| 3XL | 24/26 | 48–51 |
| 4XL | 28/30 | 52–55 |
Bella Flowy Racerback Tank
This style may appear in the selector as “Bella Flowy Raceback Tank.” Length follows teelaunch's listed measurement.
| Size | Body Length | Body Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19 1/4 | 15 7/8 |
| M | 19 3/4 | 16 1/2 |
| L | 20 3/8 | 17 3/8 |
| XL | 21 | 18 1/4 |
| 2XL | 21 5/8 | 19 1/8 |
Bella Ladies Flowy Crop T-Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 3/8 | 18 3/4 |
| M | 19 1/8 | 19 7/8 |
| L | 19 7/8 | 21 7/8 |
| XL | 20 5/8 | 23 7/8 |
| 2XL | 21 3/8 | 25 7/8 |
Bella Women's Racerback Crop Tank
| Size | Body Length | Body Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19.5 | 16.25 |
| M | 20 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 19.5 |
| XL | 24 | 21.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 23.5 |
Bella Ladies Jersey Long-Sleeve T-Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Body Width, Flat | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25.75 | 17 | 25 |
| M | 26.25 | 17.75 | 25.5 |
| L | 26.88 | 18.75 | 26 |
| XL | 27.5 | 19.75 | 26.5 |
| 2XL | 28.13 | 20.75 | 27 |
ITC Women's Lightweight Crop Hooded Sweatshirt
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width, Flat | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 31 1/4 |
| S | 18 1/4 | 21 3/4 | 32 1/4 |
| M | 19 1/4 | 22 3/4 | 33 1/4 |
| L | 20 1/4 | 23 3/4 | 34 1/4 |
| XL | 21 1/4 | 24 3/4 | 35 1/4 |
| 2XL | 22 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 36 1/4 |
District Women's Re-Fleece Hoodie
| Size | Body Length at Back | Bust Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 1/2 | 18 3/4 |
| M | 27 | 19 3/4 |
| L | 27 1/2 | 21 1/4 |
| XL | 28 | 22 3/4 |
| 2XL | 28 1/2 | 24 1/4 |
| 3XL | 29 | 26 1/4 |
District Women's Perfect Tri Rocker Tank
| Size | Body Length at Back | Bust Width, Flat |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 24 3/4 | 16 |
| S | 25 1/4 | 17 |
| M | 25 3/4 | 18 |
| L | 26 1/4 | 19 1/2 |
| XL | 26 3/4 | 21 |
| 2XL | 27 1/4 | 22 1/2 |
| 3XL | 27 3/4 | 24 1/2 |
| 4XL | 28 1/4 | 26 1/2 |
District Women's Perfect Tri Long Sleeve Hoodie
| Size | Body Length at Back | Bust Width, Flat | Sleeve from Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26 | 17 1/4 | 31 |
| S | 26 1/2 | 18 1/4 | 31 1/2 |
| M | 27 | 19 1/4 | 32 |
| L | 27 3/4 | 20 3/4 | 32 5/8 |
| XL | 28 1/2 | 22 1/4 | 33 1/4 |
| 2XL | 29 | 24 1/4 | 33 7/8 |
| 3XL | 29 1/2 | 26 1/4 | 34 5/8 |
| 4XL | 29 1/2 | 28 1/4 | 35 3/8 |
Additional Men's and Unisex Size Charts
Measurements are taken from the teelaunch sizing workbook. All measurements are in inches unless centimeters are also shown. Widths are flat garment measurements unless labeled body chest circumference. Compare with a similar garment you own. Available sizes vary by product.
District Men's / Unisex Shirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 19 | 29 | 17 |
| M | 20 | 30 | 17 3/4 |
| L | 21 1/2 | 31 | 18 1/2 |
| XL | 23 1/2 | 32 | 19 1/4 |
| 2XL | 25 1/2 | 33 | 20 |
| 3XL | 27 1/2 | 33 1/2 | 20 3/4 |
| 4XL | 29 1/2 | 34 | 21 1/2 |
District Men's Tank
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/2 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 21 1/2 | 30 |
| XL | 23 1/2 | 31 |
| 2XL | 25 1/2 | 32 |
| 3XL | 27 1/2 | 32 1/2 |
| 4XL | 29 | 33 |
Canvas Muscle Tank
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26 |
| M | 20 | 27 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 |
Canvas Unisex Long-Sleeve Shirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
Next Level Men's Long-Sleeve Shirt
| Size | Body Width, Flat | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/2 | 28 | 26 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 26 1/2 |
| L | 21 1/2 | 30 | 27 |
| XL | 23 1/2 | 31 | 27 1/2 |
| 2XL | 25 1/2 | 33 | 28 |
Gildan Long-Sleeve Tee
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 33 1/2 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 35 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 36 1/2 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 38 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 39 1/2 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 39 1/2 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 40 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 40 1/2 |
Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 27 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 28 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 29 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 | 40 |
Champion Hoodie
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 36 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 36.75 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 37.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 38.25 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 39 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 39.38 |
Champion Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 36 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 36.75 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 37.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 38.25 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 39 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 39.38 |
District Men's Re-Fleece Hoodie
This is a body-size guide, not a flat garment chart. Measure around your chest. Repeated size columns in the workbook are shown once.
| Size | Body Chest Circumference (in) |
|---|---|
| XS | 32–34 |
| S | 35–37 |
| M | 38–40 |
| L | 41–43 |
| XL | 44–46 |
| 2XL | 47–49 |
| 3XL | 50–53 |
| 4XL | 54–57 |
Hanes Men's Shirt
| Size | Chest Width, Flat | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in / 46 cm | 28 in / 71 cm |
| M | 20 in / 51 cm | 29 in / 74 cm |
| L | 22 in / 56 cm | 30 in / 76 cm |
| XL | 24 in / 61 cm | 31 in / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26 in / 66 cm | 33 in / 84 cm |
| 3XL | 28 in / 71 cm | 34 in / 86 cm |
Description
Forgive Them, For They Do Not Know the Joy of Horsepower! 🏎️💨
Let's be honest: some people prefer quiet weekends, boring hobbies, and vehicles that sound like golf carts. And you know what? That is completely fine. It’s okay if they don't like racing—because not everyone is capable of making good choices! Our "It's Okay If You Don't Like Racing, Not Everyone Makes Good Choices" Apparel Collection is the ultimate sarcastic statement piece for the die-hard gearheads who know that the only real way to spend a weekend is surrounded by burnt rubber, exhaust fumes, and roaring engines.
Whether you're bantering with friends in the pits, sitting in the grandstands, or just making your stance known at the local grocery store, we’ve built this fan-favorite design across a full team of premium, ultra-comfortable styles:
Choose Your Perfect Trackside Fit:
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The Everyday Daily Drivers (District Unisex & American Apparel Men's): Our District Unisex Shirt is a lightweight, ultra-soft 4.3 oz. 100% cotton staple (30 singles) featuring a durable rib-knit crew neck. Looking for a sleeker retail cut? The American Apparel Men's Tee offers a contemporary slim fit crafted from premium fine jersey 100% ring-spun combed cotton for a breezy, high-end feel.
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The Flattering Fashion Cuts (District Women's & Bella Women's V-Neck): Keep it classic and comfortable with the District Women's Shirt, a soft 4.3 oz. combed and ring-spun cotton tee tailored for casual track days. For a touch more feminine flair, the Bella Women's V-Neck delivers a super-soft, breathable 4.2 oz. finish with a highly flattering neckline and a side-seamed slim fit.
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The Sleek V-Neck Option (Canvas Men's V-Neck): Swap out your standard crew collar for a modern aesthetic. This lightweight, premium combed cotton v-neck combines effortless style with the rugged durability needed for a full day of wrenching or watching.
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The Summer Track Tanks (Next Level Racerback & District Men's Tank): Beat the scorching mid-day speedway heat. The Next Level Racerback Tank features a lightweight 4 oz. cotton/poly jersey blend that moves naturally with you for a flattering fit. For the guys, the District Men's Tank offers a comfortable, modern cut made from combed and ring-spun cotton for optimal ventilation.
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The Cool-Weather Pullovers (Unisex Hoodie & Crewneck Sweatshirt): Don't let falling track temperatures ruin your mood. Wrap up in our heavy-duty 9-ounce 50/50 cotton/poly fleece Unisex Hoodie, complete with a thick two-ply hood, air jet pill-resistant yarn, rib-knit cuffs, and a deep front pouch pocket. Prefer a classic layer? The Crewneck Sweatshirt packs that exact same premium warmth into a timeless design, featuring spandex in the seams for the perfect stretch.
Let your shirt do the talking while you focus on the track. Claim your "Not Everyone Makes Good Choices" gear today and wear your superior life choices with pride! 🏆🏁
Before You Order
Ordering clothing? Check the product’s size chart before choosing your size. Fit can vary between garment styles.
Ordering a personalized item? Double-check your name, number, and any other custom details before checkout. If your design uses a photo, upload a clear, high-resolution image.
Check the product description for item-specific sizing, materials, and customization instructions.
Production & Delivery
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com