If I Say Something Inappropriate, I Learned It From My Uncle | Kids Racing Tees
Description
Every racing family has that one uncle. You know the one. 😏🏁
He's the guy who talks about horsepower at the dinner table, knows every track by heart, and has absolutely zero filter in the pits. And now the little ones are picking up his vocabulary. Oops.
The "If I Say Something Inappropriate, I Learned It From My Uncle" kids tee is the perfect gift for the mini racer with a very influential uncle — and for the uncle who's absolutely not sorry about it.
🏎️ The Perfect Gift For
- The coolest racing uncle in the paddock
- Birthdays, Christmas, and race day surprises
- Any kid who spends too much time in the pits
- Uncles who want to take zero responsibility 😂
- Racing families who love a good laugh
👕 Available Styles
- Toddler T-Shirt — 4.5 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton, topstitched rib collar, double-needle stitched sleeves. Sizes: 2T, 3T, 4T, 5/6. Colors: Baby Blue, Black, Navy Blue, Slate
- Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt — 7.8 oz. 50/50 cotton/poly fleece, air jet yarn for a soft pill-resistant finish. Sizes: XS–XL. Colors: Carolina Blue, Black, Navy, Purple, Royal Blue, Sport Grey
- Youth Hoodie — 7.8 oz. 50/50 cotton/poly fleece, air jet yarn for a soft pill-resistant finish. Sizes: XS–XL. Colors: Athletic Heather, Carolina Blue, Black, Kelly Green, Navy, Purple, Royal Blue
- District Youth Shirt — 4.3 oz. preshrunk 100% combed ringspun cotton, durable and comfortable. Sizes: XS–L. Colors: Royal Blue, Black, Sport Grey, Navy
🌍 Ships Worldwide
Custom printed and made with love for racing families everywhere. Because some lessons can only be learned in the pits. 🏁😂
IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!
T-shirts:
For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees. Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies.
AOP Hoodie:
Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.
Sherpa Jackets.
These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.
Bomber Jackets
According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.
SHIPPING TIME
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com
