Talk Derby To Me T-Shirt | Good Company, Great Hits | RIIMB

You Had Me at “Who's Running Tonight?”

Small talk is fine. But ask about the next derby, the car that nearly made it or the finish everyone is still arguing over, and suddenly you've got all night. Some friendships start with an introduction. Yours tend to start with a conversation across a tailgate.

The Talk Derby To Me T-shirt is for people who always have room for one more derby story. Designed by RIIMB, this playful demolition derby shirt brings a little of that arena-side camaraderie into the rest of your week. Because being a derby person isn't limited to the hours printed on the event schedule.

Find Your Conversation Starter

Current prices are in USD and vary by size. Select your style, color and size for the exact price.

• American Apparel Men's, $29.99–$32.99: S–3XL; Black, Navy or Asphalt. 4.3 oz fine jersey, 100% ring-spun combed cotton, with a slim fit.
• Canvas Men's T-Shirt, $28.99–$30.99: S–2XL; Black. 4.2 oz, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, 30 singles, with a retail fit, side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
• Gildan Men's T-Shirt, $24.99–$29.99: S–5XL; Black. Listed fabric: 5.3 oz pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Double-needle neckline, sleeve and bottom hems, a seven-eighths-inch seamless collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping and tearaway label.
• Gildan Women's T-Shirt, $24.99–$27.99: S–3XL; Black, Azalea or Charcoal. Listed fabric: 5.3 oz pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Side seams, cap sleeves, a seamless half-inch collar, double-needle hems, taped neck and shoulders, and tearaway label.
• Next Level Women's Triblend, $26.99–$28.99: S–2XL; Vintage Navy or Purple Rush. 4.3 oz fabric in 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton and 25% rayon, with a set-in baby rib collar and satin label.
• District Unisex Shirt, $24.99–$28.99: S–4XL; Royal Blue, Red, Navy, Charcoal or Black. Listed fabric: 4.3 oz, 100% cotton, 30 singles, with a rib-knit crew neck and double-needle sleeves and hem.
• Canvas Unisex Tank, $26.99–$28.99: S–2XL; Black. 4.2 oz, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, 30 singles, with a rounded collar and modern fit.

These are the listed fabric specifications for each style. Cuts and measurements vary between garments; compare the selected style's size chart with a similar top you own.

🔥 Premium Features

• Derby humor without the introduction: “Talk Derby To Me” gives fellow fans an easy opening for their next great story.
• Seven garment choices: Men's and women's tees, a women's triblend, a unisex shirt and a unisex tank let you choose your preferred cut.
• Colors beyond the usual: Options include Azalea, Purple Rush, Red and Royal Blue on selected styles, alongside darker favorites.
• A ready-to-wear slogan: This is a fixed design, with no name, car number or photo personalization included.

🎁 The Perfect Demolition Derby Gift

For the friend who can turn a five-minute pit stop into an hour of car talk, the partner who always knows the next event date, or the teammate with a story for every dent. This funny derby T-shirt makes a birthday, Christmas or just-because gift for someone whose favorite subject is never far from the arena. Give them something that speaks their language.

📦 Production & Shipping

Production and delivery estimates: check the current information when ordering.
Ships worldwide.

❤️ Why It Hits Different

Most shirts are made to blend in. These are made for the people who can find their crowd with one well-timed derby joke. The best part of this sport isn't always the last car moving. Sometimes it's the people still standing around afterward, retelling the whole thing like nobody else was there.

Pick your fit and give them something worth talking derby about. 🏆