I Googled My Symptoms Turns Out I Just Need To Go To The Races | Funny Racing T-Shirt | RIIMB
Size Chart Unisex
American Apparel Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length to Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28 3/4" | 8 3/8" |
| M | 20" | 29 3/4" | 8 5/8" |
| L | 22" | 30 3/4" | 8 7/8" |
| XL | 24" | 31 3/4" | 9 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32 3/4" | 9 3/8" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33 3/4" | 9 5/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas CVC Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL * | 32" | 35" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 25" | 13 3/4" |
| M | 20" | 26" | 14 1/2" |
| L | 22" | 27" | 15 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 28" | 16 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Bella Women's Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 26 1/4" | 16" |
| M | 6-8 | 26 3/4" | 16 3/4" |
| L | 8-10 | 27 3/8" | 17 3/4" |
| XL | 10-14 | 28" | 18 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 14-18 | 28 5/8" | 19 3/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Womens Racerback Tank
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 3/8" | 15 1/2" |
| M | 27" | 16 1/2" |
| L | 27 5/8" | 17 1/2" |
| XL | 28 1/4" | 19" |
| 2XL * | 28 7/8" | 20 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 7/8" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 26 1/2" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 27 1/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 27 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 28 3/8" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Hoodie (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 34 1/8" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 35 1/8" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 36 1/8" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 37 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 32" | 38 1/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" | 34" |
| M | 22" | 28" | 35" |
| L | 24" | 29" | 36" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 37" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 31" | 38" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Tri-Blend Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length (Back) | Bust (Width) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 4/6 | 26 3/4" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 8/10 | 27" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 12/14 | 27 5/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 16/18 | 28 1/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 20/22 | 28 3/4" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more. We recommend sizing up as these are fitted tees.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 15 5/8" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 17" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 20" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" | 21 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" | 22 7/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Bust | Body Length | Sleeve from Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17 1/4" | 25 1/2" | 13 1/4" |
| M | 19 1/4" | 26" | 14" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 27" | 14 3/4" |
| XL | 23 1/4" | 28" | 15 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 25 1/4" | 28 1/2" | 16 3/4" |
| 3XL * | 27 1/2" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Shirt)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Tri-Blend
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27 1/2" |
| M | 19 3/4" | 28 1/2" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 3/4" | 30 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 24 3/4" | 31 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 26 3/4" | 32 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Description
🏁 The Diagnosis Is In. You Need To Go To The Races.
Forget the waiting room. Forget the co-pay. The only prescription you need is the smell of burning rubber, the roar of a high-performance engine, and a cold drink in the grandstands. The RIIMB "I Googled My Symptoms" Racing Collection is the most accurate medical advice ever printed on a shirt — and it comes in 7 styles, 6 colours, and sizes XS through 5XL. Exclusively designed by RIIMB — not sold in stores.
Featuring our ultra-sharp DIGISOFT™ print process — your diagnosis stays crisp, vibrant, and readable through every wash and every race weekend.
⭐ Choose Your Treatment Plan
American Apparel Men's Slim-Fit T-Shirt — from $29.99
- 4.3 oz., 100% ring-spun combed cotton fine jersey — premium soft feel
- Slim fit — for the racer who wants style and comfort in equal measure
- Colours: Black, Navy, Asphalt — Sizes: S–3XL
Gildan Men's T-Shirt — from $24.99
- Pre-shrunk 100% cotton — a trackside classic built for durability
- Seamless collar and double-needle stitching — holds up in the pits and the grandstands
- Colours: Black — Sizes: S–5XL
Gildan Women's T-Shirt — from $24.99
- Tailored feminine fit with cap sleeves and a soft-touch finish
- The perfect way to rep your racing passion with style
- Colours: Black — Sizes: S–3XL
District Unisex Shirt — from $24.99
- 4.3 oz., 100% cotton — lightweight, trendy, and feels like a favourite from the very first wear
- Available in the widest colour range — Purple, Navy, Charcoal, Black
- Sizes: S–4XL
District Women's Shirt — from $24.99
- Flattering women's cut with a soft, premium feel
- Colours: Black — Sizes: XS–4XL
Canvas Unisex Tank Top — from $26.99
- 100% combed cotton — breathable and lightweight for hot summer race days
- Flattering rounded neckline — perfect for scorching afternoon sessions at the strip or the oval
- Colours: Black — Sizes: S–2XL
Unisex Hoodie — from $39.99
- 9 oz. cotton/poly fleece — the go-to layer when the sun goes down and the feature event begins
- Two-ply hood and front pouch pocket for your essentials
- Colours: Black, Purple, Pink — Sizes: S–5XL
🔥 Why This Collection Hits Different
- DIGISOFT™ Print Technology — ultra-sharp, vibrant, and wash-resistant — your diagnosis stays readable for years
- 7 Styles for Every Racer — slim fit, relaxed, women's cut, tank, hoodie — there's a treatment plan for everyone
- 6 Colours, Sizes XS–5XL — inclusive sizing for the whole racing family
- Designed by RIIMB — exclusively for the motorsports community
- Not Sold in Stores — a unique design you won't find anywhere else
🎁 The Perfect Racing Gift
Looking for the ultimate gift for a racing fan, driver, crew member, or anyone who's ever self-diagnosed with "needs more racing"? This funny racing shirt is the one that gets worn to every race, every car show, and every casual Friday. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or just because the track is calling. Whether they race dirt track, drag racing, sprint cars, late models, or just love watching from the grandstands — they'll get it immediately. Tag a racing fan who needs this diagnosis! 👇
📦 Shipping
- Production Time: 3–5 business days
- Estimated Delivery: 5–10 business days (US) — 2–4 weeks internationally
- Ships Worldwide 🌍
❤️ Why It Hits Different
Most racing t-shirts just have a car on them. This one has a diagnosis. It's for the people who've tried explaining their racing obsession to non-racing people and given up — the ones who schedule their weekends around race nights, who know every driver's number, and who genuinely feel better the moment they walk through the track gates. Whether you're a driver, a crew member, a racing mom, a racing dad, or the loudest fan in the grandstands — this funny racing shirt says everything that needs to be said. Because when racing is in your blood, Google already knows the cure.
Skip the pharmacy. Head to the pits. Get your prescription today. 🏆💨
IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!
T-shirts:
For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees. Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies.
AOP Hoodie:
Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.
Sherpa Jackets.
These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.
Bomber Jackets
According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.
SHIPPING TIME
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com
