If You Want Me To Listen To You Talk About Racing | Funny Racing T-Shirts & Apparel

$29.99

💡 Sizing Tip: For Bella and Next Level shirts, we recommend sizing up as these are a more fitted style. District and Gildan items generally run true to size.

American Apparel Mens Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length to Back	Sleeve Length
S	18"	28 3/4"	8 3/8"
M	20"	29 3/4"	8 5/8"
L	22"	30 3/4"	8 7/8"
XL	24"	31 3/4"	9 1/8"
2XL	26"	32 3/4"	9 3/8"
3XL	28"	33 3/4"	9 5/8"

Canvas CVC Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	16 1/2"	27"
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"

Canvas Mens Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"

Canvas Unisex Tank

Size	Chest Width (Flat)	Body Length
S	18 1/4"	27"
M	20 1/4"	28"
L	22 1/4"	29"
XL	24 1/4"	30"
2XL	26 1/4"	31"

Gildan Unisex Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length at Back
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"

Gildan Women's Shirt

Size	Width (Inches)	Length (Inches)	Sleeve Center Back
S	18"	25"	13 3/4"
M	20"	26"	14 1/2"
L	22"	27"	15 1/2"
XL	24"	28"	16 1/2"
2XL	26"	29"	17 1/2"
3XL	28"	30"	18 1/2"

Bella Women's Shirt

Size	US Size	Body Length	Body Width
S	2-4	26 1/4"	16"
M	6-8	26 3/4"	16 3/4"
L	8-10	27 3/8"	17 3/4"
XL	10-14	28"	18 3/4"
2XL	14-18	28 5/8"	19 3/4"

Next Level Womens Racerback Tank

Size	Body Length	Body Width
S	26 3/8"	15 1/2"
M	27"	16 1/2"
L	27 5/8"	17 1/2"
XL	28 1/4"	19"
2XL	28 7/8"	20 1/2"

Next Level Women's Shirt

Size	Body Length	Body Width
S	25 7/8"	16 1/4"
M	26 1/2"	17 1/4"
L	27 1/8"	18 1/4"
XL	27 3/4"	19 3/4"
2XL	28 3/8"	21 1/4"

Port & Co Hoodie (Unisex)

Measurements are in inches, as listed in the teelaunch workbook.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	20	28	34 1/8
M	22	29	35 1/8
L	24	30	36 1/8
XL	26	31	37 1/8
2XL	28	32	37 5/8
3XL	30	33	38 1/8
4XL	32	34	38 5/8

Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	20"	27"	34"
M	22"	28"	35"
L	24"	29"	36"
XL	26"	30"	37"
2XL	28"	31"	38"

Next Level Women's Tri-Blend Shirt

Size	US Size	Body Length (Back)	Bust (Width)
S	4/6	26 3/4"	16 1/4"
M	8/10	27"	17 1/4"
L	12/14	27 5/8"	18 1/4"
XL	16/18	28 1/4"	19 3/4"
2XL	20/22	28 3/4"	21 1/4"

We recommend sizing up as these are fitted tees.

Gildan Unisex Shirt

Size	Width (Inches)	Length (Inches)	Sleeve Center Back
S	18"	28"	15 5/8"
M	20"	29"	17"
L	22"	30"	18 1/2"
XL	24"	31"	20"
2XL	26"	32"	21 1/2"
3XL	28"	33"	22 7/8"

Canvas Unisex Tank

Size	Chest Width (Flat)	Body Length
S	18 1/4"	27"
M	20 1/4"	28"
L	22 1/4"	29"
XL	24 1/4"	30"
2XL	26 1/4"	31"

Gildan Women's Shirt

Size	Bust	Body Length	Sleeve from Shoulder
S	17 1/4"	25 1/2"	13 1/4"
M	19 1/4"	26"	14"
L	21 1/4"	27"	14 3/4"
XL	23 1/4"	28"	15 3/4"
2XL	25 1/4"	28 1/2"	16 3/4"
3XL	27 1/2"	29"	17 1/2"

Next Level Men's Shirt

Size	Chest Width	Body Length at Back
S	19"	28"
M	20 1/2"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"

Next Level Men's Tri-Blend

Size	Chest Width	Body Length at Back
S	18 1/4"	27 1/2"
M	19 3/4"	28 1/2"
L	21 1/4"	29 1/2"
XL	22 3/4"	30 1/2"
2XL	24 3/4"	31 1/2"
3XL	26 3/4"	32 1/2"

Bella Women's Crop Fleece Hoodie

All measurements are in inches. Body width is measured flat across the garment, not around the body. Compare with a hoodie you already own.

Size	Body Length (in)	Body Width, Flat (in)	Sleeve Length (in)
S	18.625	22	21.25
M	19.375	23.5	21.5
L	21.375	25.5	21.875
XL	22.125	27.5	22.25
2XL	22.875	29.5	22.625

Additional Women's Size Charts

Use the chart matching your selected garment style. Measurements below are in inches. Widths are measured flat across the garment, not around the body, unless a chart explicitly says body bust. Compare garment measurements with a similar item you already own. Size availability varies by product.

Bella Women's V-Neck

Size	Body Length	Chest Width, Flat
S	25	18 1/2
M	25 3/4	20
L	26 1/2	22
XL	27 1/4	24
2XL	28	26

District Women's Shirt

Size	Body Length at Back	Chest Width, Flat	Sleeve from Center Back
S	26	17 3/4	13 1/2
M	26 1/2	18 3/4	14
L	27 1/4	20 1/4	14 3/4
XL	28	21 3/4	15 1/2
2XL	28 1/2	23 3/4	16 1/4
3XL	29	25 3/4	17
4XL	29	27 3/4	17 3/4

District Women's V-Neck

This is a body-size guide, not a flat garment measurement chart. Measure around the fullest part of your bust with the tape horizontal.

Size	US Size	Body Bust Circumference (in)
S	4/6	35–36
M	8/10	37–38
L	12/14	39–41
XL	16/18	42–44
2XL	20/22	45–47
3XL	24/26	48–51
4XL	28/30	52–55

Bella Flowy Racerback Tank

This style may appear in the selector as “Bella Flowy Raceback Tank.” Length follows teelaunch's listed measurement.

Size	Body Length	Body Width, Flat
S	19 1/4	15 7/8
M	19 3/4	16 1/2
L	20 3/8	17 3/8
XL	21	18 1/4
2XL	21 5/8	19 1/8

Bella Ladies Flowy Crop T-Shirt

Size	Body Length	Chest Width, Flat
S	18 3/8	18 3/4
M	19 1/8	19 7/8
L	19 7/8	21 7/8
XL	20 5/8	23 7/8
2XL	21 3/8	25 7/8

Bella Women's Racerback Crop Tank

Size	Body Length	Body Width, Flat
S	19.5	16.25
M	20	17.75
L	22	19.5
XL	24	21.5
2XL	26	23.5

Bella Ladies Jersey Long-Sleeve T-Shirt

Size	Body Length	Body Width, Flat	Sleeve Length
S	25.75	17	25
M	26.25	17.75	25.5
L	26.88	18.75	26
XL	27.5	19.75	26.5
2XL	28.13	20.75	27

ITC Women's Lightweight Crop Hooded Sweatshirt

Size	Body Length	Chest Width, Flat	Sleeve Length
XS	17 1/4	20 3/4	31 1/4
S	18 1/4	21 3/4	32 1/4
M	19 1/4	22 3/4	33 1/4
L	20 1/4	23 3/4	34 1/4
XL	21 1/4	24 3/4	35 1/4
2XL	22 1/4	25 3/4	36 1/4

District Women's Re-Fleece Hoodie

Size	Body Length at Back	Bust Width, Flat
S	26 1/2	18 3/4
M	27	19 3/4
L	27 1/2	21 1/4
XL	28	22 3/4
2XL	28 1/2	24 1/4
3XL	29	26 1/4

District Women's Perfect Tri Rocker Tank

Size	Body Length at Back	Bust Width, Flat
XS	24 3/4	16
S	25 1/4	17
M	25 3/4	18
L	26 1/4	19 1/2
XL	26 3/4	21
2XL	27 1/4	22 1/2
3XL	27 3/4	24 1/2
4XL	28 1/4	26 1/2

District Women's Perfect Tri Long Sleeve Hoodie

Size	Body Length at Back	Bust Width, Flat	Sleeve from Center Back
XS	26	17 1/4	31
S	26 1/2	18 1/4	31 1/2
M	27	19 1/4	32
L	27 3/4	20 3/4	32 5/8
XL	28 1/2	22 1/4	33 1/4
2XL	29	24 1/4	33 7/8
3XL	29 1/2	26 1/4	34 5/8
4XL	29 1/2	28 1/4	35 3/8

Additional Men's and Unisex Size Charts

Measurements are taken from the teelaunch sizing workbook. All measurements are in inches unless centimeters are also shown. Widths are flat garment measurements unless labeled body chest circumference. Compare with a similar garment you own. Available sizes vary by product.

District Men's / Unisex Shirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	19	29	17
M	20	30	17 3/4
L	21 1/2	31	18 1/2
XL	23 1/2	32	19 1/4
2XL	25 1/2	33	20
3XL	27 1/2	33 1/2	20 3/4
4XL	29 1/2	34	21 1/2

District Men's Tank

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back
S	18 1/2	28
M	20	29
L	21 1/2	30
XL	23 1/2	31
2XL	25 1/2	32
3XL	27 1/2	32 1/2
4XL	29	33

Canvas Muscle Tank

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length
S	18	26
M	20	27
L	21 5/8	28
XL	23 5/8	29
2XL	25 5/8	30

Canvas Unisex Long-Sleeve Shirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32

Next Level Men's Long-Sleeve Shirt

Size	Body Width, Flat	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	18 1/2	28	26
M	20	29	26 1/2
L	21 1/2	30	27
XL	23 1/2	31	27 1/2
2XL	25 1/2	33	28

Gildan Long-Sleeve Tee

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	18	28	33 1/2
M	20	29	35
L	22	30	36 1/2
XL	24	31	38
2XL	26	32	39 1/2
3XL	28	33	39 1/2
4XL	30	34	40
5XL	32	35	40 1/2

Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	20	26	33
M	22	27	34
L	24	28	35
XL	26	29	36
2XL	28	30	37
3XL	30	31	38
4XL	32	32	39
5XL	34	33	40

Champion Hoodie

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	20	27	36
M	22	28	36.75
L	24	29	37.5
XL	26	30	38.25
2XL	28	31	39
3XL	30	32	39.38

Champion Crewneck Sweatshirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back	Sleeve Length
S	20	27	36
M	22	28	36.75
L	24	29	37.5
XL	26	30	38.25
2XL	28	31	39
3XL	30	32	39.38

District Men's Re-Fleece Hoodie

This is a body-size guide, not a flat garment chart. Measure around your chest. Repeated size columns in the workbook are shown once.

Size	Body Chest Circumference (in)
XS	32–34
S	35–37
M	38–40
L	41–43
XL	44–46
2XL	47–49
3XL	50–53
4XL	54–57

Hanes Men's Shirt

Size	Chest Width, Flat	Body Length at Back
S	18 in / 46 cm	28 in / 71 cm
M	20 in / 51 cm	29 in / 74 cm
L	22 in / 56 cm	30 in / 76 cm
XL	24 in / 61 cm	31 in / 79 cm
2XL	26 in / 66 cm	33 in / 84 cm
3XL	28 in / 71 cm	34 in / 86 cm

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Description

You had us at "racing". This one's for the people who could talk about it for hours — and the ones who love them enough to listen. Bold, funny, and unapologetically race-obsessed.

👕 Choose Your Style

American Apparel Men's Tee — Slim fit, 100% ring-spun combed cotton, soft fine jersey feel. S–3XL.
Gildan Men's T-Shirt — Classic fit, 100% pre-shrunk cotton, double-needle stitching for durability. S–5XL.
District Women's Shirt — Relaxed fit, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight and flattering. XS–4XL.
District Women's V-Neck — Feminine cut, soft cotton, great for everyday wear. S–4XL.
Next Level Racerback Tank — 60% combed ringspun cotton / 40% polyester, lightweight and breathable. XS–2XL.
Crewneck Sweatshirt — 9oz 50/50 cotton fleece, pill-resistant, cozy for cooler race nights. S–5XL.
Unisex Hoodie — 50/50 cotton/poly fleece, two-ply hood, front pouch pocket, rib knit cuffs. S–5XL.

Available in Black, Navy, Charcoal, and Purple.

🎁 Perfect For

Racing fans who wear their obsession proudly
Funny gifts for drivers, crew members, and die-hard motorsports families
Birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, and race season celebrations
Anyone whose idea of a great conversation starts with "so, about that last race..."

🚚 Production & Shipping

Printed and fulfilled to order
Production time: 2–5 business days
Shipping time: typically 3–7 days after production
Tracking provided once your order ships

❤️ Why It Hits Different

It's not just a shirt. It's a conversation starter, a warning label, and a love letter to the sport — all in one. If you know, you know. 🏁

Before You Order

Ordering clothing? Check the product’s size chart before choosing your size. Fit can vary between garment styles.

Ordering a personalized item? Double-check your name, number, and any other custom details before checkout. If your design uses a photo, upload a clear, high-resolution image.

Check the product description for item-specific sizing, materials, and customization instructions.

Production & Delivery

📦 Shipping & Production Estimates

All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.

Delivery Timelines by Product Category

Product Category	Production Time	Shipping Time (US)
Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments)	1.5 – 4 Business Days	4 – 8 Business Days
Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings)	2.8 – 6 Business Days	5 – 12 Business Days
Custom LED Lamps	3 – 6 Business Days	10 – 17 Business Days
AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.)	6 – 13 Business Days	1 – 3 Weeks
Our Famous Sherpa Jackets	4 – 8 Business Days	2 – 3 Weeks

🌍 International Shipping

We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!

T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.

⚠️ High Demand Note

Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!

Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com

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