"Weekend Forecast Dirt Track Racing With A Chance Of Drinking" Shirts | Funny Motorsports Apparel
Size Chart Unisex
American Apparel Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length to Back | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28 3/4" | 8 3/8" |
| M | 20" | 29 3/4" | 8 5/8" |
| L | 22" | 30 3/4" | 8 7/8" |
| XL | 24" | 31 3/4" | 9 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32 3/4" | 9 3/8" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33 3/4" | 9 5/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas CVC Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Mens Shirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL * | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL * | 32" | 35" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 25" | 13 3/4" |
| M | 20" | 26" | 14 1/2" |
| L | 22" | 27" | 15 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 28" | 16 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Bella Women's Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 26 1/4" | 16" |
| M | 6-8 | 26 3/4" | 16 3/4" |
| L | 8-10 | 27 3/8" | 17 3/4" |
| XL | 10-14 | 28" | 18 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 14-18 | 28 5/8" | 19 3/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Womens Racerback Tank
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 3/8" | 15 1/2" |
| M | 27" | 16 1/2" |
| L | 27 5/8" | 17 1/2" |
| XL | 28 1/4" | 19" |
| 2XL * | 28 7/8" | 20 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Shirt
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 7/8" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 26 1/2" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 27 1/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 27 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 28 3/8" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Hoodie (Unisex)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 34 1/8" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 35 1/8" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 36 1/8" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 37 1/8" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 32" | 38 1/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Port & Co Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" | 34" |
| M | 22" | 28" | 35" |
| L | 24" | 29" | 36" |
| XL | 26" | 30" | 37" |
| 2XL * | 28" | 31" | 38" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Women's Tri-Blend Shirt
| Size | US Size | Body Length (Back) | Bust (Width) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 4/6 | 26 3/4" | 16 1/4" |
| M | 8/10 | 27" | 17 1/4" |
| L | 12/14 | 27 5/8" | 18 1/4" |
| XL | 16/18 | 28 1/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 20/22 | 28 3/4" | 21 1/4" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more. We recommend sizing up as these are fitted tees.
Gildan Unisex Shirt (5000)
| Size | Width (Inches) | Length (Inches) | Sleeve Center Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 15 5/8" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 17" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 18 1/2" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 20" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" | 21 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" | 22 7/8" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Canvas Unisex Tank
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 28" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 29" |
| XL | 24 1/4" | 30" |
| 2XL * | 26 1/4" | 31" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Gildan Women's Shirt
| Size | Bust | Body Length | Sleeve from Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17 1/4" | 25 1/2" | 13 1/4" |
| M | 19 1/4" | 26" | 14" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 27" | 14 3/4" |
| XL | 23 1/4" | 28" | 15 3/4" |
| 2XL * | 25 1/4" | 28 1/2" | 16 3/4" |
| 3XL * | 27 1/2" | 29" | 17 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Shirt)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20 1/2" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL * | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL * | 28" | 33" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Next Level Men's Tri-Blend
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length at Back |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4" | 27 1/2" |
| M | 19 3/4" | 28 1/2" |
| L | 21 1/4" | 29 1/2" |
| XL | 22 3/4" | 30 1/2" |
| 2XL * | 24 3/4" | 31 1/2" |
| 3XL * | 26 3/4" | 32 1/2" |
* Note: Sizes 2XL and up are $2.00 more.
Description
Because The Best Weekends Involve Loud Engines, Red Clay Dust, And A Cold Drink! 🏎️💨🍺
When Friday rolls around, you already know exactly where the forecast is leading: right to the local dirt oval track. Our "Weekend Forecast Dirt Track Racing With A Chance Of Drinking" Apparel Collection perfectly captures the ultimate race-weekend vibe. Designed for the fans who love the sound of roaring V8s, the smell of high-octane fuel, and throwing back a few cold ones in the infield, this lineup brings the humor and the heat to the grandstands.
Engineered to keep you completely comfortable from the opening hot laps through the late-night tailgate celebrations, this collection delivers premium, rugged style across a wide range of top-tier fits:
Find Your Trackside Fit & Style:
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The Modern Silhouette (American Apparel Men’s Tee): Tailored perfectly for the style-conscious racing fan. This premium slim-fit shirt is crafted from an ultra-soft, fine jersey 4.3 oz. 100% ring-spun combed cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel that keeps its shape all weekend long.
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The Pit-Tested Standard (Gildan Men’s Tee): A classic, heavy-duty 5.3 oz. 100% pre-shrunk cotton workhorse. Features reinforced double-needle stitching on the neckline, bottom hem, and sleeves, plus a seamless collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping built to survive tough track days.
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The Flattering Track Cut (Gildan Women’s Tee): Prioritizes style and ease of movement for the ladies of the racing world. This pre-shrunk 5.3 oz. 100% cotton tee features subtle cap sleeves, a seamless half-inch collar, and a polished side-seamed design for a comfortable, slimming fit.
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The Everyday Daily Driver (District Unisex Shirt): Our absolute best-seller for all-day grandstand comfort. Made from breathable, lightweight 4.3 oz. 100% cotton with a premium 30-singles thread count, it features a shape-retaining rib-knit crew neck and double-needle hems.
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The High-Heat Tank (Canvas Unisex Tank): Stay perfectly cool when the afternoon asphalt and summer nationals heat up. This premium, modern-cut tank top is made from ultra-soft 4.2 oz. combed and ring-spun cotton (30 singles) with a contemporary rounded collar for maximum ventilation.
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The Cool-Night Pullover (Unisex Hoodie): Don't let falling track temperatures stop the after-party when the main feature ends. Wrap up in this cozy, no-nonsense 9-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece hoodie. Built with pill-resistant air jet yarn, a thick two-ply hood, and a deep front pouch pocket.
Lock in your weekend plans and show everyone your true priorities. Claim your "Weekend Forecast Dirt Track Racing With A Chance Of Drinking" gear today and get ready for a high-octane weekend! 🏆🏁
IMPORTANT ABOUT OUR APPAREL SIZES!
T-shirts:
For the Bellas and Next Levels t-shirts, we would recommend you to size up one size as those are more fitted tees. Districts, Gildans, and American apparel are pretty accurate sizes as well as our hoodies.
AOP Hoodie:
Our AOP print hoodies run a bit small for our USA customers, we suggest measuring your chest width and then referring to the nearest available size in our sizing chart.
Sherpa Jackets.
These are pretty accurate sizes, even though we recommend you check the size chart first.
Bomber Jackets
According to some of our previous customers these jackets run a bit small, so we recommend you to size up.
SHIPPING TIME
📦 Shipping & Production Estimates
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards. Because we don't mass-produce, your gear is created specifically for you.
Delivery Timelines by Product Category
| Product Category | Production Time | Shipping Time (US) |
| Accessories (Hats, Bags, Coolers, Ornaments) | 1.5 – 4 Business Days | 4 – 8 Business Days |
| Apparel & Jewelry (T-shirts, Necklaces, Stockings) | 2.8 – 6 Business Days | 5 – 12 Business Days |
| Custom LED Lamps | 3 – 6 Business Days | 10 – 17 Business Days |
| AOP Home & Decor (Rugs, Blankets, Metal Signs, etc.) | 6 – 13 Business Days | 1 – 3 Weeks |
| Our Famous Sherpa Jackets | 4 – 8 Business Days | 2 – 3 Weeks |
🌍 International Shipping
We are proud to ship our racing gear worldwide!
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T-shirts, Necklaces, & Stockings: Please allow 2 – 4 weeks for international delivery.
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AOP Products & Sherpa Jackets: Total delivery time is typically 2 – 4 weeks.
⚠️ High Demand Note
Our Sherpa Jackets and All-Over-Print (AOP) items (like rugs and blankets) are in extremely high demand. Because these items require detailed hand-stitching and custom printing, they take a little longer to perfect. We promise the quality is worth the wait!
Questions? If you have any questions about your order or need a status update, we’re here to help! 💬 Live Chat: Available on our website 📧 Email: support@racingisinmyblood.com
